Legendary Pokémon

and then Bills suddenly appeared with Pokeman's and Darvor's new super weapon: TZATZIKI SEED. He destroys Mars and KALAS REY fly back to Earth, while trying to get to the moon.

but, while landing on earth, some wirdo opens a time-wrap portal and he goes back to the begining of the story!

fine with me. it is raining cows, once again

And suddenly the god Human Torch appered and burned the cows.

to keep this alive, the cows come back to eat the god

but then john was the demons and the space-time colluumn was distorted.

And then John was a zombie.

Then, Darth Vander came in, Killed everyone, and then Sayed "why did I do this?".

He then changed to his battle suit and entered the world of Narnia through a toothpaste tube.
<--battle suit

Then Barney Stinson said: "BATTLE SUIT UP!"

but then caspian got angry and decided than no one would be more FAAAAABULOUS than him

But aparently, Darth Vander had a new weapon on his suit: A weapon that could destroy a whole galaxy: the "hellow kitty" bomb! He also atempted a new level: The "cyborg Traveli" level!

but Yoda also has a higher Level: the "happy puppy" Level!

too bad for the dog, because my little brother burped,then the dog died, leaving in his place a ticket to see fireworks destroy canada

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i think a recap is in order. let me see if i got this straight: bills destroyed mars(THANK YOU!), i tried to get to the moon, missed, story began again, rained cows, darth came and killed everyone,dog killed cat, none killed dog. sorry if i didnt sum up everyones posts

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and then, it had a stomachache... so, it exploded, and the world went back in time, right before Giratina devores it.

all was peacefull agen, right on the time when KALAS REY's brother burped...
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and then, it had a stomachache... so, it exploded, and the world went back in time, right before Giratina devores it.

all was peacefull agen, right on the time when KALAS REY's brother burped...
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and then, it had a stomachache... so, it exploded, and the world went back in time, right before Giratina devores it.

all was peacefull agen, right on the time when KALAS REY's brother burped...
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and then, it had a stomachache... so, it exploded, and the world went back in time, right before Giratina devores it.

and, this time, it desided not to devore the world, because it had a bad feeling about it!

is this dump enough?

that....was just.....yes, it is dumb enough