Legendary Pokémon

who
this story is weird...

sscrewedd
llawll, tthis should be good

Arty2
Lets see how long this stays up...

aandd
Pprobally not longg, iif it get's noticedd

dunsparce

A fire burns today
Of blasphamy and genocide
The sirens of decay
Will infiltrate the faith fanatics!

wwhoo
Tthat was randomm

sucked
that was from "East Jesus Nowhere"

Ggiratina88'ss
Ooh yeahh, hhave you heard of Evanescencee??

jawbreakers
no I have not

tthatt
Iit's a god bandd, yyou should look them upp

rocked.
maybe I should...

Ii
Yyes you shouldd, tthe singer is amazingg

made
Is he as amazing as me?

Bbaby'ss
Iit's a girll, aand she is even more amazingg

with
No way. I have a way more beautufullish voice than her!