19-03-2011, 05:13 AM
One day in the land of Japan an Oshawott and his friends Snivy and Vulpix were very, very, very bored. So bored, in fact, that they gathered together to find something to do.
"I know!" cried Vulpix, who was quite good at coming up with things fast,
"we should steal Mewtini's leather pants!" This of course got an awkward look from Snivy, and a bored look from Oshawott. All Oshawott wanted to do was take a nap.
"Um...Vulpix," responded Snivy, "what would we even gain from doing that?"
"Don't you know? Mewtini's pants are the source of his awesomeness!" said Vulpix. She was also good at proving her point very quickly, even if it made no fucking sense to anyone else around her.
"I honestly don't care...I think you guys will gain more if you let me take a nap and leave me in peace." replied Oshawott rather unenthusiastically.
"And just WHAT will the rest of us gain from that?" asked Snivy.
"Here's one: you'll live longer." Oshawott stated while pulling out his trademark RPG. Oshawott was known for always sleeping with an RPG so that whenever someone woke him, he would shoot him or her with the RPG. Just seeing the weapon made Snivy be quiet.
"Point taken." he put quickly. Vulpix, however, was not easy to shut up.
"Screw that RPG. I want to do a song about leather pants. And I'm sure that Oshy here agrees with me, right Oshy?" Vulpix was attempting to charm Oshawott with her cuteness, which she often does. Vulpix then proceeded to squeeze Oshawott a little, just for affect.
"Uh...um..." said Oshawott, who's face was turning read with embarrasment.
"Pretty pleeeeeeeeeease?" she cooed. Vulpix changed her position so that her body was against Oshawott's chest with her arms wrapped around him.
"You will agree with me, won't you Oshy?" Before Oshawott could say anything, he heard a loud thonk, and saw Vulpix fall to the ground.
"No cheating, Vulpix." said Snivy, who had whacked Vulpix over the head.
"Sorry..." said Vulpix rather weakly. Vulpix wasn't sorry at all, she in fact loved doing that to Oshawott, partially because he was kinda easy to manipulate, but mostly because Vulpix had a crush on Oshawott in the first place.
"Anyways," Snivy began, "what I am MOST concerned with is the fact that this voice acter is voicing Vulpix as well as us!"
"And thats a problem...because?" asked Oshawott, still a bit traumatized from what happened earlier.
"It means that there is a guy doing a girls voice!" yelled Snivy, "Which obviously means HE'S GAY!!!"
"I still want to do a song about me taking a nap." said Oshawott, obviously not caring about the other oppinions being given.
"We need a method of deciding." said Snivy.
"I got one!" yelled Vulpix, who clearly wanted everyone to know that she could come up with ideas faster.
"No!" shouted Oshawott, who already knew what she was going to try, "You are NOT going to charm me into shooting Snivy, agreeing with you, and being your boyfriend!"
"Derp..." she said weakly.
"Maybe we can do rock paper sissors for it?" suggested Oshawott. Everyone seemed fine with that.
"Rock!" yelled Vulpix.
"Paper!" yelled Snivy.
"Sissors!" cried Oshawott. And they cast their hands. Oshawott and Vulpix got a rock, while Snivy got paper.
"Paper beats rock!" said Snivy, "Which means I-"
"Oh really?" said Oshawott, who Snivy noticed was holding a VERY large boulder.
"Touche." Snivy put quickly.
"Alright," said Oshawott, "lets do our song about me taking a nap!"
"I guess I had nothing better to do today." Snivy reluctantly admitted.
Part 2 is the actual song. I hope you enjoyed Part 1!
"I know!" cried Vulpix, who was quite good at coming up with things fast,
"we should steal Mewtini's leather pants!" This of course got an awkward look from Snivy, and a bored look from Oshawott. All Oshawott wanted to do was take a nap.
"Um...Vulpix," responded Snivy, "what would we even gain from doing that?"
"Don't you know? Mewtini's pants are the source of his awesomeness!" said Vulpix. She was also good at proving her point very quickly, even if it made no fucking sense to anyone else around her.
"I honestly don't care...I think you guys will gain more if you let me take a nap and leave me in peace." replied Oshawott rather unenthusiastically.
"And just WHAT will the rest of us gain from that?" asked Snivy.
"Here's one: you'll live longer." Oshawott stated while pulling out his trademark RPG. Oshawott was known for always sleeping with an RPG so that whenever someone woke him, he would shoot him or her with the RPG. Just seeing the weapon made Snivy be quiet.
"Point taken." he put quickly. Vulpix, however, was not easy to shut up.
"Screw that RPG. I want to do a song about leather pants. And I'm sure that Oshy here agrees with me, right Oshy?" Vulpix was attempting to charm Oshawott with her cuteness, which she often does. Vulpix then proceeded to squeeze Oshawott a little, just for affect.
"Uh...um..." said Oshawott, who's face was turning read with embarrasment.
"Pretty pleeeeeeeeeease?" she cooed. Vulpix changed her position so that her body was against Oshawott's chest with her arms wrapped around him.
"You will agree with me, won't you Oshy?" Before Oshawott could say anything, he heard a loud thonk, and saw Vulpix fall to the ground.
"No cheating, Vulpix." said Snivy, who had whacked Vulpix over the head.
"Sorry..." said Vulpix rather weakly. Vulpix wasn't sorry at all, she in fact loved doing that to Oshawott, partially because he was kinda easy to manipulate, but mostly because Vulpix had a crush on Oshawott in the first place.
"Anyways," Snivy began, "what I am MOST concerned with is the fact that this voice acter is voicing Vulpix as well as us!"
"And thats a problem...because?" asked Oshawott, still a bit traumatized from what happened earlier.
"It means that there is a guy doing a girls voice!" yelled Snivy, "Which obviously means HE'S GAY!!!"
"I still want to do a song about me taking a nap." said Oshawott, obviously not caring about the other oppinions being given.
"We need a method of deciding." said Snivy.
"I got one!" yelled Vulpix, who clearly wanted everyone to know that she could come up with ideas faster.
"No!" shouted Oshawott, who already knew what she was going to try, "You are NOT going to charm me into shooting Snivy, agreeing with you, and being your boyfriend!"
"Derp..." she said weakly.
"Maybe we can do rock paper sissors for it?" suggested Oshawott. Everyone seemed fine with that.
"Rock!" yelled Vulpix.
"Paper!" yelled Snivy.
"Sissors!" cried Oshawott. And they cast their hands. Oshawott and Vulpix got a rock, while Snivy got paper.
"Paper beats rock!" said Snivy, "Which means I-"
"Oh really?" said Oshawott, who Snivy noticed was holding a VERY large boulder.
"Touche." Snivy put quickly.
"Alright," said Oshawott, "lets do our song about me taking a nap!"
"I guess I had nothing better to do today." Snivy reluctantly admitted.
Part 2 is the actual song. I hope you enjoyed Part 1!