Legendary Pokémon

Inspired by the Samus and Pikachu show, I decided to create this triple crossover. It's where Super Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog, their friends, and their enemies get transported to the Pokemon World. The good news is, they're okay. The bad news is, Amy, Peach, Bowser, and Dr. Eggman are nowhere to be found.

Prologue
Mario: Peach?
Sonic: Amy?
Luigi: Uh-oh. They're not here!
Knuckles: Brilliant assessment, Sherlock! Bowser and Eggman must've taken them.
Shadow the Hedgehog smacks Knuckles on the back of the head.
Shadow: No sh*t! We need to find them.
Sonic: That's right! Let's go!
Wario: Hold it right there, Blue Boy! We don't know where we are.
Sonic: Damn! I hate it when you're right!
Rouge: While they find help, Knuckles, why don't we find a private area where we can-
Knuckles: I DON'T F***ING THINK SO!
Rouge slowly inches towards him.
Rouge: Aw, c'mon.
Sonic: (aside to Shadow) Creepy.
Shadow nods in agreement.
Waluigi: Hey, what's that?
Everyone turns to see a yellow mouse with a lightning bolt-shaped tail.
Daisy: Aw, how cute!
She rushes over to pet the creature, but it zaps her with electrical energy.
Daisy: YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awkward silence.
Luigi: Daisy?
Daisy: I'm okay! J-j-just a little shocked, th-that's all.
Mario: Mama mia!
Shadow: How long are we going to gawk at that thing?
Creature: Yeah! It's very rude to stare! Are you perverted!?
Wario: That thing is talking!
Creature: I HAVE A NAME YOU F***ING RETARDS!!
Waluigi: Then what is it?
Creature: I'm a Pikachu!
Shadow: Hmm. Is that your species name or your actual name?
Pikachu: Both. Now, I can help you. I know somebody who knows somebody. My friend Gastly knows a human who knows everything about Pokemon training.
Luigi: What's a Pokemon?
Pikachu: ME! I'm a Pokemon! We are what you call the...um...wildlife in this world. There are different-
All: Just take us there!
Pikachu: All right! All right! Sheesh! Pushy Mofos!

To be continued...maybe.

Why would the Sonic universe want to find Eggman? As if they care for him...

In the mean time, Chaos Control...

The Characters of the Mario and Sonic worlds have (sort of) befriended a Pikachu. Pikachu's friend Gastly directed the group to Professer Oak in Pallet Town.

Mario and Luigi: Mama Mia!
Knuckles: You guys have got to stop saying that!
The Bros. look at each other then flip off Knuckles.
Mario: Mama F***er!
Sonic: Whoa!
Pikachu: Are we ever gonna go inside?
The group steps inside and meet the Professer.
Oak: Hello, there!
Mario: Hello! It's-a me, Mario!
Oak: Glad to meet you.
Other introductions are made.
Waluigi: All right, Professer. Where the hell are we?
Oak: Calm down my tall friend. You are all in what is known as the Pokemon world. Here humans and Pokemon live together in harmony. Although, there are a few threats in the world. (To Sonic and Friends) Say, what are you? You seem to be Pokemon yourselves.
Shadow: Well, we're not.
Oak: Hmm.
Rouge: Knuckles.
Knuckles: Don't even think about it!
Rouge: Damn.
Tails: (Aside to Luigi) Why does she do that?
Luigi: (Aside to Tails) Don't ask.
Sonic: So, Professer, we need your help. Mario's girlfriend, Princess Peach and my...um...friend, Amy have been captured by our arch-enemies Bowser and Dr. Eggman.
Shadow: They come from the same world as us. Oh, we're wasting time!
Oak: I'd encourage you to take these.
The Professer gives our heroes red and white spheres.
Rouge: What are these?
Pikachu: They're called Pokeballs. You use 'em to capture Pokemon. First, you weaken them in battle then you throw one of them. If you can catch them in the ball, you're in good hands.
Rouge: I know someone who could be in good hands.
Rouge grins at Knuckles.
Knuckles: Argh! You're really pissing me off!!

Okay. Awkward!
I'm going to end this episode. I really don't think this fanfic is going well.

SONIC! : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Wow. It's been years since I last saw this old piece. Jeez I was a bad writer...

Is of relevance: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hU7EHKFNMQg
WARNING: Turn the volume way down before watching.