09-04-2012, 02:53 AM
Mewtini: Well well well...welcome, to MY LAIR!!! Fluttershy, and an Oshawott huh? OOH I'm really scared! So you're the ones that wanna take me out ehehehe...good luck-
Wheatley: DAFUQ ARE YOU DOING STEALING MY SONG BOY!?!
Mewtini: Eheheh...April Fools?
Oshawott: RETRIBUTION!!!
Derpy Hooves: WE NEED MORE MUFFINS!!!
Ridley: Sigh...start again!
My Little Brony
I used to wonder what ponies could be
My Little Brony
Until you all shared their magic with me
Big adventure
Tons of fun
Samus Aran
Faithful and strong
Pikachu's great
Chilla's an easy feat
And the internet makes it all complete yeah
My Little Brony
Do you know you are my very best frieeeeeeends
Snivy: OKAY!!! First off, I would like to apologize for those of you who had to witness anything before the opening song. Or for those of you who witnessed...the opening song itself. Seriously, COME ON Mewtini! Just because you like ponies doesn't mean you have to rub it-
Before he can finish, Snivy gets blasted by an ice beam from Mewtini.
Mewtini: Next time, you'll THINK before you insult my ponies.
Ridley: START AGAIN!!!
Take 2...
Snivy: Okay...here I go. Hello everyone, and welcome back for yet another Samus and Pikachu special! And this time, it's actually a holiday! Which means we're gonna play "Who Can Guess the Name of the Holiday"! Or for these guys, it would be the "Who Won't Make Themselves Look Stupid" competition...
Oshawott: OOH OOH OOH, is it...New Years Day?
Snivy: Not even close.
Fluttershy: Care for the Animals day?
Snivy: Well, it DOES involve an animal.
Samus: THEN IT'S SPIDERMAN DAY!!!
Snivy: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.
Celestia: National Molestation Day?
Snivy: I'm also going to pretend I didn't hear THAT...
Celestia: So..it's NOT National Molestation Day?
Snivy: Um...yeah...
Celestia: Okay. You can stop licking, Twilight Sparkle.
Twilight Sparkle: Ow...my tongue hurts...
Snivy: Erm...yeah...does anyone else know what day it is today?
Random Space Pirate: National Respect a Canadia-OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!
For having the audacity to list a Canadian holiday, Pikachu has torn out the liver of the Space Pirate.
Pikachu: When are you people ever going to learn?
Mewtini: Is it National Brony Day?
Snivy: NO IT ISN'T!!!
Luna: THE PONIES HAVE BEEN DOUBLED!!! HUZZAH!!!
KN412: GET OUT OF MY SIGHT YOU CRETIN!!!
Vulpix: Is it...opposite day?
Snivy: Okay...you're all officially retarded. IT'S EASTER!!!
DB0: No it's not!
Snivy: Uh, yes it is!
DB0: No it isn't! Easter isn't for another week!
Fluttershy: Uh Snivy, I think he's Greek.
Nicolas Cage: YOU DON'T SAY?
Pikachu: SHUT UP!!!
Snivy: Yeah, thanks for pointing out the obvious, Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: No, that's...uh...not what I meant at all.
Snivy: Huh?
Fluttershy: I mean that Greece is in eastern Europe, which means he's most likely an Eastern Orthodox, and doesn't follow the Pope in Rome, unlike the people in the west at least...
Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy, NOBODY listens to the Pope anyways.
Fluttershy: If I recall, I think Catholics do...
Pikachu: Oh come on, everyone knows Catholics aren't REAL people.
Oshawott: I AM Catholic, and I take offense to that!
Rainbow Dash: Well, that explains a lot.
Fluttershy: ANYWAYS, since he's Eastern Orthodox, he doesn't celebrate Easter for another week.
Snivy: WELL WHY THE HELL ARE THEY DOING THAT!?! They're just confusing the rest of us!
Wheatley: Anyone got any jam and toast that I could have?
Mewtini: GOD DAMN IT YOU GUYS!!! YOUR TAKING UP ALL THE SCREEN TIME WE HAVE WITH THIS CRAP!!!
Derpy Hooves: I NEEDZ MUFFINS!!!
Ridley: START AGAIN!!!
Take 3...
Snivy: Anyways, some of you may be wondering, "why do we celebrate Easter?"
Pikachu: Well never fear, because Oshawott here is going to tell you all about it!
Oshawott: Thank you guys. It all started back in the year AD 30, when the peaceful life of mild mannered potter Jesus Christ was about to change forever. A great dragon known has Alduin had escaped from his imprisonment, and together with Discord, GLaDOS, Patrick Star, a Hydreigon, and Mother Brain they decided to set out for world conquest, starting with capturing the city of Rome. After this was done, Alduin's rose a dark army of undead and dragons out to lay waste to the planet. Mewtini, the god of the universe, new that the only way to save the earth from destruction was to find a team of holiness. So, in the form of a furry demon, Mewtini came down before Jesus Christ. He told him to gather 12 others to stop Alduin's army and to save the world. In addition, he also gave Jesus the power to walk on water. With this power at hand Jesus gathered with him 12 disciples. They were Peter Rabbit, George Cloony, Billy Mays, Michael Jackson, Princess Celestia, the Engineer, Magic Johnson, Zim Jong Un, Wheatley, Nicolas Cage, Yoshi, and Judas Iscariot. And together they were known as...the POWER RANGERS!!! So anyways, after they joined up, the Power Rangers went off to fight the evil dragons and undead, which they creamed with ease. After that, all they had to do was retake Rome and they would save the world. However, Alduin had sent in the Blue Spy to impersonate one of their members, and while they were deep within the imperial palace, Judas Iscariot turned on his team. Revealing himself to be none other than the Blue Spy, he triggered the alarm systems and engaged Jesus Christ in a lightsaber battle. Princess Celestia and Nicolas Cage were able to use their super powers to hold off the army of drones, but suddenly Discord swooped in from above and went straight for Peter Rabbit! Luckily, just before he could land his attack, Jesus Christ stepped in at the last second, sacrificing himself to save Peter Rabbit. Inspired by this, Peter Rabbit grabbed a turret planted by the Engineer to plow through the army of drones to the reactor core, where he set the palace to self destruct. Out of all of them, only Princess Celestia and Peter Rabbit got out alive, but in the process they saved the world from evil. And that's why every year the Easter Bunny comes to visit, because that's really the soul of Peter Rabbit, delivering candy to children every year to remind them of that fateful day. THE END!!!
Twilight Sparkle: ...
Fluttershy: ...
Mewtini: Uh...that's not how it went at ALL.
Snivy: UGH!!! I KNEW I never should have let Oshawott talk about Easter!
Pikachu: Hey Fluttershy, how about you do it?
Fluttershy: Uh...well...uh...it started...with...uh...erm.......well...I-I-I-I...
Pikachu: Uh, Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
Pikachu: YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!
Pikachu, in fury and disbelief, begins banging his head on a rock.
Chilla: This seems familiar.
Wheatley: Wait a minute...if I didn't get out alive, then HOW THE BLOODY HELL AM I STILL HERE!?!
GLaDOS: I got an idea. How about we end this episode before it becomes too stupid.
Mewtini: Too late for that, but we might as well.
Samus: THAT'S ALL FOLKS!!!
Wheatley: DAFUQ ARE YOU DOING STEALING MY SONG BOY!?!
Mewtini: Eheheh...April Fools?
Oshawott: RETRIBUTION!!!
Derpy Hooves: WE NEED MORE MUFFINS!!!
Ridley: Sigh...start again!
My Little Brony
I used to wonder what ponies could be
My Little Brony
Until you all shared their magic with me
Big adventure
Tons of fun
Samus Aran
Faithful and strong
Pikachu's great
Chilla's an easy feat
And the internet makes it all complete yeah
My Little Brony
Do you know you are my very best frieeeeeeends
Snivy: OKAY!!! First off, I would like to apologize for those of you who had to witness anything before the opening song. Or for those of you who witnessed...the opening song itself. Seriously, COME ON Mewtini! Just because you like ponies doesn't mean you have to rub it-
Before he can finish, Snivy gets blasted by an ice beam from Mewtini.
Mewtini: Next time, you'll THINK before you insult my ponies.
Ridley: START AGAIN!!!
Take 2...
Snivy: Okay...here I go. Hello everyone, and welcome back for yet another Samus and Pikachu special! And this time, it's actually a holiday! Which means we're gonna play "Who Can Guess the Name of the Holiday"! Or for these guys, it would be the "Who Won't Make Themselves Look Stupid" competition...
Oshawott: OOH OOH OOH, is it...New Years Day?
Snivy: Not even close.
Fluttershy: Care for the Animals day?
Snivy: Well, it DOES involve an animal.
Samus: THEN IT'S SPIDERMAN DAY!!!
Snivy: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.
Celestia: National Molestation Day?
Snivy: I'm also going to pretend I didn't hear THAT...
Celestia: So..it's NOT National Molestation Day?
Snivy: Um...yeah...
Celestia: Okay. You can stop licking, Twilight Sparkle.
Twilight Sparkle: Ow...my tongue hurts...
Snivy: Erm...yeah...does anyone else know what day it is today?
Random Space Pirate: National Respect a Canadia-OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!
For having the audacity to list a Canadian holiday, Pikachu has torn out the liver of the Space Pirate.
Pikachu: When are you people ever going to learn?
Mewtini: Is it National Brony Day?
Snivy: NO IT ISN'T!!!
Luna: THE PONIES HAVE BEEN DOUBLED!!! HUZZAH!!!
KN412: GET OUT OF MY SIGHT YOU CRETIN!!!
Vulpix: Is it...opposite day?
Snivy: Okay...you're all officially retarded. IT'S EASTER!!!
DB0: No it's not!
Snivy: Uh, yes it is!
DB0: No it isn't! Easter isn't for another week!
Fluttershy: Uh Snivy, I think he's Greek.
Nicolas Cage: YOU DON'T SAY?
Pikachu: SHUT UP!!!
Snivy: Yeah, thanks for pointing out the obvious, Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: No, that's...uh...not what I meant at all.
Snivy: Huh?
Fluttershy: I mean that Greece is in eastern Europe, which means he's most likely an Eastern Orthodox, and doesn't follow the Pope in Rome, unlike the people in the west at least...
Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy, NOBODY listens to the Pope anyways.
Fluttershy: If I recall, I think Catholics do...
Pikachu: Oh come on, everyone knows Catholics aren't REAL people.
Oshawott: I AM Catholic, and I take offense to that!
Rainbow Dash: Well, that explains a lot.
Fluttershy: ANYWAYS, since he's Eastern Orthodox, he doesn't celebrate Easter for another week.
Snivy: WELL WHY THE HELL ARE THEY DOING THAT!?! They're just confusing the rest of us!
Wheatley: Anyone got any jam and toast that I could have?
Mewtini: GOD DAMN IT YOU GUYS!!! YOUR TAKING UP ALL THE SCREEN TIME WE HAVE WITH THIS CRAP!!!
Derpy Hooves: I NEEDZ MUFFINS!!!
Ridley: START AGAIN!!!
Take 3...
Snivy: Anyways, some of you may be wondering, "why do we celebrate Easter?"
Pikachu: Well never fear, because Oshawott here is going to tell you all about it!
Oshawott: Thank you guys. It all started back in the year AD 30, when the peaceful life of mild mannered potter Jesus Christ was about to change forever. A great dragon known has Alduin had escaped from his imprisonment, and together with Discord, GLaDOS, Patrick Star, a Hydreigon, and Mother Brain they decided to set out for world conquest, starting with capturing the city of Rome. After this was done, Alduin's rose a dark army of undead and dragons out to lay waste to the planet. Mewtini, the god of the universe, new that the only way to save the earth from destruction was to find a team of holiness. So, in the form of a furry demon, Mewtini came down before Jesus Christ. He told him to gather 12 others to stop Alduin's army and to save the world. In addition, he also gave Jesus the power to walk on water. With this power at hand Jesus gathered with him 12 disciples. They were Peter Rabbit, George Cloony, Billy Mays, Michael Jackson, Princess Celestia, the Engineer, Magic Johnson, Zim Jong Un, Wheatley, Nicolas Cage, Yoshi, and Judas Iscariot. And together they were known as...the POWER RANGERS!!! So anyways, after they joined up, the Power Rangers went off to fight the evil dragons and undead, which they creamed with ease. After that, all they had to do was retake Rome and they would save the world. However, Alduin had sent in the Blue Spy to impersonate one of their members, and while they were deep within the imperial palace, Judas Iscariot turned on his team. Revealing himself to be none other than the Blue Spy, he triggered the alarm systems and engaged Jesus Christ in a lightsaber battle. Princess Celestia and Nicolas Cage were able to use their super powers to hold off the army of drones, but suddenly Discord swooped in from above and went straight for Peter Rabbit! Luckily, just before he could land his attack, Jesus Christ stepped in at the last second, sacrificing himself to save Peter Rabbit. Inspired by this, Peter Rabbit grabbed a turret planted by the Engineer to plow through the army of drones to the reactor core, where he set the palace to self destruct. Out of all of them, only Princess Celestia and Peter Rabbit got out alive, but in the process they saved the world from evil. And that's why every year the Easter Bunny comes to visit, because that's really the soul of Peter Rabbit, delivering candy to children every year to remind them of that fateful day. THE END!!!
Twilight Sparkle: ...
Fluttershy: ...
Mewtini: Uh...that's not how it went at ALL.
Snivy: UGH!!! I KNEW I never should have let Oshawott talk about Easter!
Pikachu: Hey Fluttershy, how about you do it?
Fluttershy: Uh...well...uh...it started...with...uh...erm.......well...I-I-I-I...
Pikachu: Uh, Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
Pikachu: YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!
Pikachu, in fury and disbelief, begins banging his head on a rock.
Chilla: This seems familiar.
Wheatley: Wait a minute...if I didn't get out alive, then HOW THE BLOODY HELL AM I STILL HERE!?!
GLaDOS: I got an idea. How about we end this episode before it becomes too stupid.
Mewtini: Too late for that, but we might as well.
Samus: THAT'S ALL FOLKS!!!
About that part with db0...........so true. Whenever we talk on msn there's always going to be the moment that's something like:
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