Legendary Pokémon

Pikachu: Hello everyone, and welcome back for another Samus and Pikachu Holiday special. Now who can guess the holiday?
Samus: Christmas?
Pikachu: Not even close.
Fluttershy: Earth day?
Pikachu: WRONG.
Samus: Jewish Christmas?
Pikachu: I'm going to assume you're refering to Hannukka. NEXT.
Mewtini: National Day of Worshiping Mewtini?
Pikachu: Sigh...anyone else?
Samus: Muslim Christmas?
Pikachu: Your idiocy hurts my head...
Joseph Stalin: National Celebrate Communism Day!
Nexus: Not you again!
Pikachu: Ugh, you guys are IDIOTS!!! It's Halloween, a holiday about Jesus's-
OBJECTION!!!
Nexus: Halloween had NOTHING to do with Jesus!
Snivy: I don't think ANY holiday actually has to do with Christianity.
Nexus: Yeah, they were all stolen from pagan traditions.
Samus: Those filthy Jews! How dare they take the holidays from ancient Satanism!
Pikachu: Wait...what?
Samus: Oh, haven't you heard? Christianity is just a Jewish tool to destroy spirituality!
Nexus: Hold on a minute! You're just copypasting stuff from the Joy of Satan website, aren't you?
Vulpix: Joy of Satan? Isn't that an oxymoron?
Oshawott: I thought the Joys of Satan were lawyers and politicians...
Samus: So what if I am?
Nexus: Allow me to explain. Joy of Satan is nothing more than a Nazi cult lead by Andrea Herrington, wife of Clifford Herrington, former leader of the NATIONAL SOCIALST MOVEMENT!!! She uses her cult to reinforce her horrible thoughtform matrix and swallow up youths into the Nazi movement and into Hitler worshiping. They also believe that the Gods are aliens, so there's that too.
Samus: I THOUGHT that it seemed like a bullshit site.
Nexus: It is. Now, can somebody PLEASE explain what Halloween is?
Twilight Sparkle: Certainly. Halloween is...
Twilight suddenly realizes that Halloween isn't a holiday on her planet
Twilight Sparkle: Erm...it's...uh...
Pikachu: Never mind. Pinkie Pie, YOU tell us what Halloween is about.
Pinkie Pie: OF COURSE!!! Halloween originated back in 756 BC when Romulus and Remus founded the Terran Confederacy. The race of Weenies that lived there were annoyed that Romulus and Remus took over their land, so they attempted to fight back! But the colonists unleashed the Metroids on the Weenie homeworld, so they were forced to flee to the galactic fringe! After that, a guy named Julius Ceasar invented salad and casinos, and started the practice of puting Native Americans in charge of the casinos. The Native Americans were so distracted by the casinos, that they didn't even notice when Chris Columbus came in with a Space Pirate army and mediocre movies to take over the land, establishing America. And that's how the Vietnam War was won! Maybe next time, I'll tell you about the origin of Halloween!
Pinkie then disappears in a puff of logic
Snivy: Well that was a mistake.
Chilla: Perhaps I should tell the story?
Pikachu: That's a TERRIBLE idea!
Samus: You're retarded!
Oshawott: Your line is bad and you should feel bad
Chilla: BUT IT'S MY-
Mewtini: NO!!! We are NOT doing another "BUT IT'S MY ONLY LINE" joke!
Chilla: But it's my ONLY JOKE!!! WAAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Twilight Sparkle: Should have seen that coming...
Snivy: Maybe Mewtini should explain it. He's actually moderatelly intelligent
Mewtini: Thank you, now, Halloween originated-
Pinkie Pie: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!
Mewtini: You know what? That's it! Everyone's gonna get rustled!
Suddenly, Mewtini rises into the air as a red and black aura of power surrounds him.
Vulpix: Oh...shit...
Nexus: RUN!!!
Mewtini: GLORY TO JEHOVAH!!!
Mewtini starts raining down black and red fire and shooting out laser beams. All the while, Mewtini's powerful aura is setting off multiple explosions and killing the studio audience.
Chilla: NOT THE STUDIO AUDIENCE!!!
Twilight Sparkle: How are we supposed to pay Princess Celestia for the damage?
Trollestia: Oh, I'm certain you'll figure out a way...
Suddenly, another aura, this time a yellowish one, fills the room.
Trollestia: ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!
And then they were all shot to the moon, where they shall remain until our next fanfic.
Trollestia: Ah...next pony...

(31-10-2012 10:38 PM)Giratina88 Wrote: [ -> ]Nexus: Allow me to explain. Joy of Satan is nothing more than a Nazi cult lead by Andrea Herrington, wife of Clifford Herrington, former leader of the NATIONAL SOCIALST MOVEMENT!!! She uses her cult to reinforce her horrible thoughtform matrix and swallow up youths into the Nazi movement and into Hitler worshiping. They also believe that the Gods are aliens, so there's that too.

I see some serious research here.


But, since they all failed to explain what Halloween really is, allow me. So, Halloween is something I had only heard about in american films and shows and I never really got what was it supposed to be. But last year I was enlightened with its true meaning. Every year, there are special Halloween events in TF2, where you can get worthy loot, cool achievements and kill players who are busy fighting Halloween bosses. There is even spooky music. And this is Halloween.


Oh, don't forget to add Molestia to your next episode. Db0 is looking forward to it.

(06-11-2012 09:59 PM)Divided by Zer0 Wrote: [ -> ]

(31-10-2012 10:38 PM)Giratina88 Wrote: [ -> ]Nexus: Allow me to explain. Joy of Satan is nothing more than a Nazi cult lead by Andrea Herrington, wife of Clifford Herrington, former leader of the NATIONAL SOCIALST MOVEMENT!!! She uses her cult to reinforce her horrible thoughtform matrix and swallow up youths into the Nazi movement and into Hitler worshiping. They also believe that the Gods are aliens, so there's that too.

I see some serious research here.


But, since they all failed to explain what Halloween really is, allow me. So, Halloween is something I had only heard about in american films and shows and I never really got what was it supposed to be. But last year I was enlightened with its true meaning. Every year, there are special Halloween events in TF2, where you can get worthy loot, cool achievements and kill players who are busy fighting Halloween bosses. There is even spooky music. And this is Halloween.


Oh, don't forget to add Molestia to your next episode. Db0 is looking forward to it.

Of course! What did you think I was going to do for Thanksgiving?

(06-11-2012 09:59 PM)Divided by Zer0 Wrote: [ -> ]But, since they all failed to explain what Halloween really is, allow me. So, Halloween is something I had only heard about in american films and shows and I never really got what was it supposed to be. But last year I was enlightened with its true meaning. Every year, there are special Halloween events in TF2, where you can get worthy loot, cool achievements and kill players who are busy fighting Halloween bosses. There is even spooky music. And this is Halloween.

Actually Halloween is:
Halloween had its origins in the festival of Samhain among the Celts of ancient Britain and Ireland. November 1 was considered the end of the summer period, the date on which the herds were returned from pasture and land tenures were renewed. It was also a time when the souls of those who had died were believed to return to visit their homes. People set bonfires on hilltops for relighting their hearth fires for the winter and to frighten away evil spirits, and they sometimes wore masks and other disguises to avoid being recognized by the ghosts thought to be present. It was in these ways that beings such as witches, hobgoblins, fairies, and demons came to be associated with the day. The period was also thought to be favourable for divination on matters such as marriage, health, and death. When the Romans conquered the Celts in the 1st century AD, they added their own festivals of Feralia, commemorating the passing of the dead, and of Pomona, the goddess of the harvest.

In the 7th century AD, Pope Boniface IV established All Saints' Day, originally on May 13, and in the following century, perhaps in an effort to supplant the pagan holiday with a Christian observance, it was moved to November 1. The evening before All Saints' Day became a holy, or hallowed, eve and thus Halloween. By the end of the Middle Ages, the secular and the sacred days had merged. The Reformation essentially put an end to the religious holiday among Protestants, although in Britain especially Halloween continued to be celebrated as a secular holiday. Along with other festivities, the celebration of Halloween was largely forbidden among the early American colonists, although in the 1800s there developed festivals that marked the harvest and incorporated elements of Halloween. When large numbers of immigrants, including the Irish, went to the United States beginning in the mid 19th century, they took their Halloween customs with them, and in the 20th century Halloween became one of the principal U.S. holidays, particularly among children.

As a secular holiday, Halloween has come to be associated with a number of activities. One is the practice of pulling usually harmless pranks. Celebrants wear masks and costumes for parties and for trick-or-treating, thought to have derived from the British practice of allowing the poor to beg for food, called “soul cakes.” Trick-or-treaters go from house to house with the threat that they will pull a trick if they do not receive a treat, usually candy. Halloween parties often include games such as bobbing for apples, perhaps derived from the Roman celebration of Pomona. Along with skeletons and black cats, the holiday has incorporated scary beings such as ghosts, witches, and vampires into the celebration. Another symbol is the jack-o'-lantern, a hollowed-out pumpkin, originally a turnip, carved into a demonic face and lit with a candle inside. Since the mid 20th century, the United Nations Children's Fund (UNICEF) has attempted to make the collection of money for its programs a part of Halloween.