Legendary Pokémon

Chewing gum is chewy

Chewie, engage the Hyperdrive!

Hyperdrives are drives that have drunk too much coffee

Coffee was banned by most Medieval popes, then introduced to Europe during the Renaissance.

Renaissance man is a man who has a wide range of accomplishments and intellectual interests.

Interests are banks' way of making money off loans.

Loans are evil!

Evil stepmothers are people who you would generally want to avoid.

Avoid mixing blue and orange clothes.

Clothes are necessary to go out in public.

Public bathrooms are gross.

gross is a word i hate because it sounds bad

Bad words will get you kicked on the chat.

chat too much and your throat will hurt

Hurt my friends and you will die.