Legendary Pokémon

Grassdragon kisses a sexy blonde for 2 minutes straight, then Celebi kills Hachi because its name sounds like Celesi, and Hachi kissed Celebi instead.

Grassdragon kisses a sexy brunette for 2 minutes straight, then Celebi decimates Hachi because its name sounds like Celesi, and Hachi kissed Celebi instead.

Grassdragon kisses a MegaAmpharos for 2 minutes straight, then Celebi decimates Hachi because its name sounds like Celesi, and Hachi kissed Celebi instead.

Grassdragon marries a sexy brunette and has a family, then MegaCelebi decimates Hachi because its name sounds like Celesi, and Hachi kissed MegaCelebi instead.

Grassdragon marries a sexy brunette and gets killed by a MegaCharizard, then MegaCelebi decimates Hachi because its name sounds like Celesi, and Hachi kissed MegaCelebi instead.

Grassdragon marries a sexy brunette and captures a MegaCharizard, then MegaCelebi decimates Hachi because its name sounds like Celesi, and Hachi kissed MegaCelebi instead.

Grassdragon marries a sexy brunette and their children capture a MegaCharizard, then MegaCelebi decimates Hachi because its name sounds like Celesi, and Hachi kissed MegaCelebi instead.

Grassdragon marries a sexy brunette and their children capture a MegaCharizard, then MegaCelebi decimates Alcovich because its name sounds like Celesi, and Alcovich kissed MegaCelebi instead.

Grassdragon marries a sexy brunette and their children capture a MegaCharizard, then Mewtwo decimates Alcovich because its name sounds like "Sexy Blonde", and Alcovich kissed Mewtwo instead.

Grassdragon marries a sexy brunette and their children capture a MegaCharizard, then Mewtwo decimates Alcovich because its name sounds like "Sexy Blonde", and Alcovich kissed Bidoof instead.

Grassdragon marries a sexy brunette and their children capture a MegaCharizard, then Mewtwo decimates Bidoof because its name sounds like "Sexy Blonde", and Alcovich kissed Scizor instead.

Grassdragon marries a sexy brunette and their children capture a MegaCharizard, then Mewtwo decimates Bidoof because its name sounds like "Sexy Blonde", and Alcovich kissed Cynthia instead.

Grassdragon marries a sexy brunette and their children capture a MegaCharizard, then Mewtwo decimates Bidoof because its name sounds like "Sexy Blonde", and Alcovich marries LuXray.

A cute little Chespin marries a sexy brunette and their children capture a MegaCharizard, then Mewtwo decimates Bidoof because its name sounds like "Sexy Blonde", and Alcovich marries LuXray.

A cute little Chespin marries a sexy Bulbasaur and their children capture a MegaCharizard, then Mewtwo decimates Bidoof because its name sounds like "Sexy Blonde", and Alcovich marries LuXray.