It was hard for me to ignore the general fanfic madness that has been going on lately, so yeah. What I have to say is that this is not madness. THIS IS SPARTA!
Chapter 5: Sound Badge
--- The gym was dark. The only light that could find its way in came from the open door Gkoutis was standing next to. However, it wasn't long before lights came on and a
loud music started... A man was standing in the middle of the room.
And then, a mic came down out of nowhere.
The man lost no time, and introduced himself. ---
- In case you have forgotten, I would just like to remind you that I come from Violet town, Johto, I'm the gym leader of this town, I am MISTEEEEEEEEEEER KENNEDYYYYY!
- Umm, in case...
- KENNEDY!
- Okay, okay, I got the first time, and I'm here to challenge you in a gym battle. Simply, without shouting.
- Foolish kid, do you think you've got what it takes to beat MISTEEEEEEEEEEER KENNEDYYYYY?!?
- Yeah...
- KENNEDY!
- I said no shouting God dammit, now I understand why the assistant dude said you use loud Pokémon...
- So, I see you are informed, huh?
- Not really, I guess I'll see how things will turn out in battle.
- Then let's not lose our time, one on one battle, the prize being the Sound Badge, what do you think?
- Bring it on, Kenny!
BATTLE MODE ON!
Gkoutis VS Mister Kennedy
Gkoutis sent out Totodile! (Lv.13 Totodile)
Falkner sent out Loudred! (Lv.13 Loudred)
Gkoutis: So the assistant dude was right... Totodile, off you go! Use Rage!
Mr. Kennedy: Loudred, Uproar!
- Totodile used Rage! (12% damage)
- Loudred used Uproar! (15% damage)
- Totodile's Rage is building.
Gkoutis: Perfect. Now Totodile, go for it again!
Mr. Kennedy: Keep it up, Loudred, they'll be deaf in a while!
- Totodile used Rage! (20% damage)
- Loudred used Uproar! (16% damage)
- Totodile's Rage is building.
Gkoutis: I guess it's over already... I thought you guys in Johto were more powerful... Totodile, Bite 'im!
Mr. Kennedy: What the hell are you sayin'?! Go on Loudred!
- Totodile used Bite! (60% damage)
- Loudred flinched!
Mr. Kennedy: What the?! Why's that so powerful?!
Gkoutis: Have you ever battled before? Your weak Uproars have been making my Totodile's attack over nine thousaaand!
Mr. Kennedy: Duh, forget it... Come back Loudred.
BATTLE MODE OFF!
- So, that was it? And to think that Falkner guy can't beat you...
- Hey kid, don't make fun of me! Falkner is a weakling, I am MISTEEEEEEEEEEER KENNEDYYYYY!
- Yeah, Kennedy, I got it. Now, anything you should give me?
- Here you go, the Sound Badge, the first badge in the Johto region, is yours.
- You may also take this TM, consider it a token for beating me, the great MISTEEEEEEEEEEER KENNEDYYYYY!
- Do I even have to ask if this is the TM for Taunt?
- KENNEDY! Also, how did you know it?!?
- Just a guess, anyway, I'm outta here.
- Oh, I forgot to ask you. Who the heck are you?
- Gkoutis, and yes, I'm the Gkoutis you know.
- So what are you doing here?
- Unfortunately, Kanto badges don't count in your stupid region so I have to go through your whole Johto thing and beat you all guys...
- And...
- I said I'm outta here.
- Ok, then, bye. But never forget. I'm MISTEEEEEEEEEEER KENNEDYYYYY!
- Oh, God...
- KENNEDY!
--- Gkoutis wanted to go to Goldenrod as soon as possible, for escaping this nightmare called Johto. But his Totodile had been weakened from the gym battle so he decided to pay one more visit to the Pokémon center in this town. Which reminded him... ---
Gkoutis: Oh man, the assistant dude will be here...
Assistant: Bonsoir, Gkoutis! Did you get the badge?
G: Yeah, it wasn't that - OH GOD WHY?
Elm: Who are you talking to Jacques?
G: You're Jacques? I thought your name was assistant... And what in the world is he doing here?
A: Ah, le professeur came over to give you your prize for beating Violet's gym leader.
G: Does he even know what a gym leader is? Hey, prof, who's the gym leader here?
E: But Mister Kennedy of course!
G: Now that was an unexpected twist! Anyway, what do you have for me? I'm in a hurry...
E: Who are you?
G: Back to the real world are we... Assistant dude, say.
A: Here, take this card. If you want to go to Goldenrod, you'll sure pass through Azalea town first. There's a guy named Kurt there, give this card to him. In return, he'll give you some of his balls.
G: What?!
A: His special kind of PokéBalls that is.
G: Ok, but why can't I go to Goldenrod from here?
A: There's ce Sudowoodo blocking the road.
G: Totodile can beat it.
A: But you have to go to Azalea.
G: I'm sure you've got a reason that I'm not gonna like, but ok, after all there's a gym there.
E: Ah, now I remember! You're my son, Manuel!
A: Professor, you don't have a son... Gkoutis, ignore him, s' il vous plaît.
G: I'm doing this from the moment I stepped into your lab... Anyway, adios amigos!
A: Adieu Gkoutis! Bon voyage!
G: (Damn, the French sound sooo gay...)
--- Gkoutis healed his Pokémon, and then left. He headed south, towards route 32 once again. He wasn't planning to battle a single Pokémon till he reached the cave in the end of the route. He was wondering why he had to go to Azalea through that cave instead of simply facing a Sudowoodo, probably he would find the answer once he reached the town. ---
Notes:
1. If you want to know more about Mister Kennedy, search YouTube for him.
2. If you don't like this story, feel free to post it. If you have any problems with it (like how could a Totodile beat a Loudred), please feel free
not to post it.
3. Pics made a return, probably there won't be any for a long time now.
4. A lot of thanks to Mister Kennedy and WWE for not reading this and suing me (or however it's written) for using Kennedy as a character here.
5. Elm sucks.
6. Next chapter, probably, in a year or two.
7. @ Aluado: Your solution is not a real number, the problem says "xεR" which means x must be a real number. That's why you can't beat Gkoutis.