Legendary Pokémon

274. Graffiti all the walls and draw mustaches on all the pictures of Cyrus.

275. Reprogram their computers to say: ERROR 412: DOES NOT COMPUTE for everything they try to do.

276: Dress like Macklemore on Thrift Shop and start singing. Then,buy clothes for every member of the team from a thrift shop,but with the logo of Team Rocket.

277. Replace the Red Chain with a Red Explosive Chain so when they go to use it, it explodes!

278. Quit Team Galactic.

279. Make a Swirlix Team Galactic's new Mascot.

280. Infect all their computers with a botnet virus.

281. Use the Red Chain as a belt.

282. Use the Red Chain as a hat.

283. Use the Red Chain to strangle Cyrus.

284. Use the Red Chain to write a fanfiction.
Then your fanfiction will become all-powerful and destroy the Galactic Base.

285. Eat the Red Chain.

286. Sell the Red Chain for 1,000,000 Pokedollars to some unsuspecting Pokemon trainer.

287. Turn the Red Chain into bracelets and sell them to Team Rocket.

288. Make delicious cookies and then eat them all.