Legendary Pokémon

304.play the song 'selfie' non-stop until Cyrus' head explodes (i really believe that song can make your head explode...it IS that bad)

305. Eat all of Cyrus's ice cream.

306.Become a satanist and sacrifice Cyrus to all things evil

307. Volunteer Cyrus for 100000000000000000000000000000 free hugs

308. Check why this is post #275 but it's also 308

309.Book a trip to the Amazon for Cyrus and let him get lost in the forest forever

310. Ban Cyrus from HQ because he's really Brock Obama and he's trying to reduce the national debt by spending outrageous amounts of money

311.Make him think of 1000 ways that would kick someone out of Team Glactic

312. Make every grunt slap the grunt above them because of fried salami in their shirts

313.Give Cyrus a calendar where all days are friday 13th

314. Dye Cyrus's hair pink, lime green and yellow

315. Run off with and publish sensitive documents from the TGHQ and seek asylum from teams in other regions

316. Leave and don't show up again until 1 year later (I'm looking at you Kingnothing412 )

317. Eat all the donuts in the Rec Room and replace them with quinoa and other health foods.

318. Spread a ton of rose petals in the HQ and use alchemy to turn them to oil and then set fire to them for a big explosion