28-08-2011, 06:58 AM
Its about TIME I got around to making this! Anyways, the series mainly revolves around Oshawott, Snivy, and Vulpix, who have appeared in many specials and a few Samus and Pikachu episodes. There will also be other characters here as well, and while they may be totally different, they have ALL been mysteriously been transported to the miniature planet of Combine, where inter-dimensional portals appearing out of nowhere are part of everyday life. But for now, here's a skit titled A Touchy Conversation.
It is a rather average day on planet Combine, and all the known creatures of the planet are gathered round in a sort of conversation pit. They are: Snivy, Oshawott, Vulpix, Pikachu, Buneary, Patchiritsu, Magby, and Emolga. Snivy, Oshawott, Pikachu, and Magby are guys, and the others are female. But that's not terribly important. The important thing is that Patchiritsu's microwave broke and the others want to help her fix it.
Patchiritsu: ...and then when I turned it on, it EXPLODED!!! Isn't their already enough to fear from the outside world? Why must life give me things to be afraid of IN my comfort zone! ITS SO CRUEL!!! WAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Buneary: There there. You know, I could always come over to your house and help you fix it.
Patchiritsu: Thanks Buneary.
Pikachu: Buneary, you don't even OWN a microwave. How could you POSSIBLY know how to FIX one if you don't even have one in the first place!
Oshawott: Oh oh oh! I have a microwave! I could come over and fix yours!
Patchiritsu: Ew! I'm not letting a boy come in my house! That would be gross!
Snivy: Oh grow up. Seriously, WHY must we have the maturity of 8 year olds?
Oshawott: Probably because we ARE 8 year olds.
Vulpix: I'm not convinced of that.
Oshawott: Anyways, I forgot that Patchiritsu here was this touchy about the opposite gender.
Emolga: Erm...
Buneary: ...
Oshawott: What?
Patchiritsu: Did you just say what I THINK you just said? Did you say I like TOUCHING the OPPOSITE GENDER!!! HOW DARE YOU!!! That is like the GROSSEST thing EVER!!! Do you know how many FUNGI and DISEASES are on guys?
Oshawott: What! No! I never-
Vulpix: My god Oshawott. Even by MY standards, there might be something wrong with you.
Oshawott: But I didn't even-
Buneary: Hey, Oshawott.
Oshawott: Yeah?
Buneary: I will give you 1 million dollars if you stop talking for the rest of the day.
Patchiritsu: Actually, you can't talk until 6 AM of the next day!
Oshawott: And how will you find out if I talk between then?
Patchiritsu: Easy! I'll put cameras in your house!
Oshawott: ...eep...
Snivy: Thats just creepy Patchiritsu.
Magby: God, maybe you DO like touching people.
Patchiritsu: WHAT!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!
Buneary: Its been proven folks! Patchiritsu likes touching people!
Patchiritsu: NO NO NO NO NO!!!!
Emolga: Ah, I've FINALLY found a nice little prodigy!
Snivy: God, must we be so dramatic over the word "touchy"?
Oshawott: Oh great, now SNIVY likes touching people too!
Snivy: See what I mean?
Emolga: Its okay Snivy, you could touch ME any time...
Snivy: Shut up you underage prostitute!
Pikachu: I'm just gonna...you know...leave...
Vulpix: Perhaps we could put him and Patchiritsu in a box together, so they can get all their touchies out.
Magby: Great idea Vulpix! Hey Oshawott, could you find us a box?
Oshawott: Why do I always have to do the work?
Magby: Because you touch yourself at night.
Buneary: You touch yourself at night!?!
Magby: No, I was talking about Oshawott.
Buneary: You touch OSHAWOTT at night!?!?!?!
Magby: OH GOD DAMN IT!!!
Oshawott: So THIS is why I feel like I've been "used" every time I wake up!
Vulpix: No, thats actually me right there. And by the way, Oshawott's body is reserved for ME and ME alone!!!
Magby: I NEVER TOUCHED OSHAWOTT YOU MORON!!!
Vulpix: And speaking of Oshawott's body...I'm gonna have it for a few seconds if you don't mind.
Vulpix leans in and starts kissing Oshawott, but he backs away leaving Vulpix kissing thin air.
Snivy: Wow, not only are you guys psychotic, you're also retarded!
GLaDOS: I think I feel the same way. This place has become to stupid for me. I'm ending the experiment.
Pikachu: And now for something completely different. The credits.
Well, how was that folks? I'll make more later.
It is a rather average day on planet Combine, and all the known creatures of the planet are gathered round in a sort of conversation pit. They are: Snivy, Oshawott, Vulpix, Pikachu, Buneary, Patchiritsu, Magby, and Emolga. Snivy, Oshawott, Pikachu, and Magby are guys, and the others are female. But that's not terribly important. The important thing is that Patchiritsu's microwave broke and the others want to help her fix it.
Patchiritsu: ...and then when I turned it on, it EXPLODED!!! Isn't their already enough to fear from the outside world? Why must life give me things to be afraid of IN my comfort zone! ITS SO CRUEL!!! WAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Buneary: There there. You know, I could always come over to your house and help you fix it.
Patchiritsu: Thanks Buneary.
Pikachu: Buneary, you don't even OWN a microwave. How could you POSSIBLY know how to FIX one if you don't even have one in the first place!
Oshawott: Oh oh oh! I have a microwave! I could come over and fix yours!
Patchiritsu: Ew! I'm not letting a boy come in my house! That would be gross!
Snivy: Oh grow up. Seriously, WHY must we have the maturity of 8 year olds?
Oshawott: Probably because we ARE 8 year olds.
Vulpix: I'm not convinced of that.
Oshawott: Anyways, I forgot that Patchiritsu here was this touchy about the opposite gender.
Emolga: Erm...
Buneary: ...
Oshawott: What?
Patchiritsu: Did you just say what I THINK you just said? Did you say I like TOUCHING the OPPOSITE GENDER!!! HOW DARE YOU!!! That is like the GROSSEST thing EVER!!! Do you know how many FUNGI and DISEASES are on guys?
Oshawott: What! No! I never-
Vulpix: My god Oshawott. Even by MY standards, there might be something wrong with you.
Oshawott: But I didn't even-
Buneary: Hey, Oshawott.
Oshawott: Yeah?
Buneary: I will give you 1 million dollars if you stop talking for the rest of the day.
Patchiritsu: Actually, you can't talk until 6 AM of the next day!
Oshawott: And how will you find out if I talk between then?
Patchiritsu: Easy! I'll put cameras in your house!
Oshawott: ...eep...
Snivy: Thats just creepy Patchiritsu.
Magby: God, maybe you DO like touching people.
Patchiritsu: WHAT!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!
Buneary: Its been proven folks! Patchiritsu likes touching people!
Patchiritsu: NO NO NO NO NO!!!!
Emolga: Ah, I've FINALLY found a nice little prodigy!
Snivy: God, must we be so dramatic over the word "touchy"?
Oshawott: Oh great, now SNIVY likes touching people too!
Snivy: See what I mean?
Emolga: Its okay Snivy, you could touch ME any time...
Snivy: Shut up you underage prostitute!
Pikachu: I'm just gonna...you know...leave...
Vulpix: Perhaps we could put him and Patchiritsu in a box together, so they can get all their touchies out.
Magby: Great idea Vulpix! Hey Oshawott, could you find us a box?
Oshawott: Why do I always have to do the work?
Magby: Because you touch yourself at night.
Buneary: You touch yourself at night!?!
Magby: No, I was talking about Oshawott.
Buneary: You touch OSHAWOTT at night!?!?!?!
Magby: OH GOD DAMN IT!!!
Oshawott: So THIS is why I feel like I've been "used" every time I wake up!
Vulpix: No, thats actually me right there. And by the way, Oshawott's body is reserved for ME and ME alone!!!
Magby: I NEVER TOUCHED OSHAWOTT YOU MORON!!!
Vulpix: And speaking of Oshawott's body...I'm gonna have it for a few seconds if you don't mind.
Vulpix leans in and starts kissing Oshawott, but he backs away leaving Vulpix kissing thin air.
Snivy: Wow, not only are you guys psychotic, you're also retarded!
GLaDOS: I think I feel the same way. This place has become to stupid for me. I'm ending the experiment.
Pikachu: And now for something completely different. The credits.
Well, how was that folks? I'll make more later.