Legendary Pokémon

the hill gets overrun by spoinks and grumpigs infected with "Spoink Flu". My hill

I summon my GrilledCheeseDragonthatisnotbasedonpancakedragon!!!! My Hill!

I kill everyone with an MK-47. My hill

I summon an army of elfs that kill you.My hill

Dang it! Hard to beat elves

I take the hill since no one claimed it.

Thanks. Hard to kill elves, you, not so much. My hill

oh yeah i take the hill cause i want to

I summon a giant fish that crushes on you.My hill

I scare the fish away with five magic words: Who has the tarter sauce? My hill

I DO I annoy you off the hill. MY HILL

I GOT A NEW DRAGON! I shall name him Crison. He and I kill you. Our hill

he shall suffer the same fate. Then I kill you with a AK-47. MY HILL

Scales too hard to bee killed by inferior mortal weapons. Crison is stronger than Orion, and kills you with his claws. Our hill

I annoy him off the hill and for you i get some elves MY HILL