Legendary Pokémon

TSA

1. My little Pony, my little pony, woooaaaahhhooaaah, I used to wonder what friendship used to be.... etc.

2. Wheatley

3. NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN (nyan cat)

4. Chell.

5. Pinkie Pie!

6. Portal Gun fight!

7. Show them the operational end of the device.

8. Chipmunk 'Still Alive' and play it.

9. The cake.

10. FISH SHAPED DIRT, SEDIMENT SHAPED SEDIMENT, RHUBARB ON FIRE

11. DEADLY NEUROTOXINS.

12. do 1-11 at the same time.

13. Show them an episode of "Adventure Time" (this has to be the fastest way yet)

14. Start a rave inside the headquaters

15. Show them this list

16. Show them THIS

17. Use a digimon (gasp)

18. Angry German Kid.

19. Question their sanity

20. Call all of them asswipes. And take their socks and put them in their PANTS.

21. Eat all their ramen noodles

22. Force them to produce lame movies starting B list celebrities that blatantly rip off vastly superior Pixar movies...just like Dreamworks...

23. Bring in Death to claim some of the troops' souls.

24. Bring in Mi Valentine's breasts

25. SCREW THE RULES!!!

26. Use a Giratina88 mask.