I thought the tiger had Unpenetrable Armor? And the tree had no branches? And the Cake was immune to Pokemon attacks?
I put the tiger in a cage so it cannot attack me. I then burn the tree and make it melt and as it falls, I grab the Delicious Cake and run away.
The Delicious Cake is in a tree and the tree has no branches to climb.
It is guarded by an angry tiger.
The tree emits an EMP that disables all electronics and the tiger has a gas mask.
The Tiger is hungry - for you. All ladders are broken.
The Tiger can jump really high and has unpenetrable armor and is resistant to electricity.
There are no dams nearby.
The big man-eating tiger wants to kill you.
The Tiger and the Cake are immune to Pokemon attacks.
The Delicious Cake is a Fruit Cake that is unaffected by the Force.
The Tiger and the tree cannot die.
The tiger has superpowered strength and the tree is made of solid steel, flame-resistant to 10,000 degrees F.
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I use a giant magnet to keep the tiger stuck to it so it can't move. I then burn foot-holds into the tree by using a flamethrower that reaches temperatures of 10,001 degrees Fahrenheit. I then climb up the footholds and get the Delicious Cake.
The Delicious Cake is in a tree and the tree has no branches to climb.
It is guarded by an angry tiger.
The tree emits an EMP that disables all electronics and the tiger has a gas mask.
The Tiger is hungry - for you. All ladders are broken.
The Tiger can jump really high and has unpenetrable armor and is resistant to electricity.
There are no dams nearby.
The big man-eating tiger wants to kill you.
The Tiger and the Cake are immune to Pokemon attacks.
The Delicious Cake is a Fruit Cake that is unaffected by the Force.
The Tiger and the tree cannot die.
The tiger has superpowered strength and the tree is made of solid steel, and is Fire-Proof with no flames hot enough to burn it.
The tiger's armor is not magnetic.
I Cut/Paste the Delicious Cake into my hands, then walk away.
The Delicious Cake is in a tree and the tree has no branches to climb.
It is guarded by an angry tiger.
The tree emits an EMP that disables all electronics and the tiger has a gas mask.
The Tiger is hungry - for you. All ladders are broken.
The Tiger can jump really high and has unpenetrable armor and is resistant to electricity.
There are no dams nearby.
The big man-eating tiger wants to kill you.
The Tiger and the Cake are immune to Pokemon attacks.
The Delicious Cake is a Black Forest Cake that is unaffected by the Force.
The Tiger and the tree cannot die.
The tiger has superpowered strength and the tree is made of solid steel, and is Fire-Proof with no flames hot enough to burn it.
The tiger's armor is not magnetic.
Cut/Paste is not possible.
I press the Cosmic Reset button and the Delicious Cake just appears back in it's original position without any defenses.
The Delicious Cake is in a tree and the tree has no branches to climb.
It is guarded by an angry tiger.
The tree emits an EMP that disables all electronics and the tiger has a gas mask.
The Tiger is hungry - for you. All ladders are broken.
The Tiger can jump really high and has unpenetrable armor and is resistant to electricity.
There are no dams nearby.
The big man-eating tiger wants to kill you.
The Tiger and the Cake are immune to Pokemon attacks.
The Delicious Cake is a Black Forest Cake that is unaffected by the Force.
The Tiger and the tree cannot die.
The tiger has superpowered strength and the tree is made of solid steel, and is Fire-Proof with no flames hot enough to burn it.
The tiger's armor is not magnetic.
Cut/Paste is not possible.
Using the Cosmic Reset button will not reset the universe.
I go away a few miles (out of range of the EMP) and use my Time Machine to go back and get the Delicious Cake before I ever originally found it or made this game, meaning I just broke the game by getting the Delicious Cake.
I then go Back To The Future and blow up my time machine before I left in the first place, so the game is not broken. Then I go back to just after this game started to get the Delicious Cake and get stranded and create a time paradox and an army of Space Bats and Arceions destroy the Earth with their Delicious Cake Cannon.
But at least I got the Cake!
The Delicious Cake is in a tree and the tree has no branches to climb.
It is guarded by an angry tiger.
The tree emits an EMP that disables all electronics and the tiger has a gas mask.
The Tiger is hungry - for you. All ladders are broken.
The Tiger can jump really high and has unpenetrable armor and is resistant to electricity.
There are no dams nearby.
The big man-eating tiger wants to kill you.
The Tiger and the Cake are immune to Pokemon attacks.
The Delicious Cake is a Black Forest Cake that is unaffected by the Force.
The Tiger and the tree cannot die.
The tiger has superpowered strength and the tree is made of solid steel, and is Fire-Proof with no flames hot enough to burn it.
The tiger's armor is not magnetic.
Cut/Paste is not possible.
Using the Cosmic Reset button will not reset the universe.
Time travel only drives you insane.
I give up.
The Delicious Cake is in grassdragon's uncrackable/unbreakable safe.
I become a ghost and go inside the safe and I get the Delicious Cake.
The Delicious Cake is in grassdragon's uncrackable/unbreakable safe. If you become a ghost, then you die.
I open the safe and get the Cake. Easy as pie... or cake!
The Delicious Cake is in grassdragon's uncrackable/unbreakable safe. If you become a ghost, then you die. Nobody knows the combination to the safe.
I find Nobody and get the combination and get the Delicious Cake.
The Delicious Cake is in grassdragon's uncrackable/unbreakable safe. If you become a ghost, then you die. Nobody knows the combination to the safe. You can never find Nobody.
I scrape off a section of the safe so it becomes shiny, then pour acid on the shiny spot so it reacts and bubbles away. I repeat this until there's a sizable hole for me to reach into, then I reach in and grab the Delicious Cake.
The Delicious Cake is in grassdragon's uncrackable/unbreakable safe. If you become a ghost, then you die. Nobody knows the combination to the safe. You can never find Nobody. The safe is Acid-proof and cannot be dissolved in any substance.
I turn back time to before I put the Delicious Cake in the Safe. I then take the Delicious Cake from my hands.
The Delicious Cake is in grassdragon's uncrackable/unbreakable safe. If you become a ghost, then you die. Nobody knows the combination to the safe. You can never find Nobody. The safe is Acid-proof and cannot be dissolved in any substance. Time Travel will cause a Time Guardian to eat you.
I shoot the Time Guardian before it eats me.
The Delicious Cake is in grassdragon's uncrackable/unbreakable safe. If you become a ghost, then you die. Nobody knows the combination to the safe. You can never find Nobody. The safe is Acid-proof and cannot be dissolved in any substance. Time Travel will cause an immortal, super-powerful Time Guardian to eat you.
I turn invisible and bypass all traps and insert the key to get the Delicious Cake.
The Delicious Cake is in grassdragon's uncrackable/unbreakable safe. If you become a ghost, then you die. Nobody knows the combination to the safe. You can never find Nobody. The safe is Acid-proof and cannot be dissolved in any substance. Time Travel will cause an immortal, super-powerful Time Guardian to eat you. There is no key to the safe and turning invisible will make the Time Guardian attack you.
I get married and have a child named Nobody. Then he opens the safe for me.
The Delicious Cake is in grassdragon's uncrackable/unbreakable safe. If you become a ghost, then you die. Nobody knows the combination to the safe. You can never find Nobody. The safe is Acid-proof and cannot be dissolved in any substance. Time Travel will cause an immortal, super-powerful Time Guardian to eat you. There is no key to the safe and turning invisible will make the Time Guardian attack you. You cannot have a child named Nobody.
My best friend's dog is named nobody. I train it to open the safe for me and to fetch me the cake.
The Delicious Cake is in grassdragon's uncrackable/unbreakable safe. If you become a ghost, then you die. Nobody knows the combination to the safe. You can never find Nobody. The safe is Acid-proof and cannot be dissolved in any substance. Time Travel will cause an immortal, super-powerful Time Guardian to eat you. There is no key to the safe and turning invisible will make the Time Guardian attack you. You cannot have a child named Nobody. If you name any person, object, or creature Nobody, it will die instantly.