30-01-2011, 08:20 PM
31-01-2011, 02:51 AM
Llawll, iit's funnyy, kkeep posting episodes pleasee :33
01-02-2011, 12:00 AM
Glad you like it! I'm currently thinking of a new episode.
01-02-2011, 12:01 AM
Yyayy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
01-02-2011, 12:03 AM
I need to play some Super Metroid...that normally helps.
01-02-2011, 02:10 AM
Cartoons have never been this low
Its the-
Ridley: You know...Im starting to get tired of that opening.
Me: Shut up we're trying to run the episode!
Ridley: Well, you wont get far with THAT kind of opening.
Me: What are you suggesting?
Ridley: This! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7Hznfomw...re=related
Draygon: JUST GET ON WITH THE SHOW NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE F*CKING OPENING!!!
Random person: I do.
Samus: Um...did we start?
Pikachu: ...cant tell.
Ridley: Yes we did. Anyways...this thing is a female.
Chillarmy: THING? My name is Chillarmy! Chilla for short.
Ridley: DID I ASK YOU!?!
Chillarmy: Yes...
Samus: Can I take it now? I wanna see if it can breed with Pikachu.
Pikachu: ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Pikachu hurries toward the door, only to find that its locked! Pikachu starts banging on the door really hard.
Samus: Pikachu, get back here! I'm buying you a mating partner!
Pikachu: YOU PSYCHOPATH!!! I'VE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!!
Pikachu continues banging on the door, but then decides to use his thunder bolt.
Pikachu: I'll blast you with my thunder bolt! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Pikachu hits the door with a thunder bolt, only to have it bounce off it and hit Kraid in the mouth!
Kraid: IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
Kraid topples over on the other space pirate commanders. Meanwhile the door unlocks and Samus and Pikachu go out of it.
Samus: That was easy! Now...to find more roundies!!!
Pikachu: WHAT ON EARTH IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!
Samus: A lot! Why dont you get to know Chilla while I find some more stuff?
Pikachu: Gulp...
Samus releases Chilla from her capsule and goes off into another room.
Pikachu: Um...
Chilla: Hi. Your name is Pikachu right?
Pikachu: Yes...first of all just so you know there is no chance I will be breeding with you...I hope I cleared that up.
Chilla: AwwImean okay...yeah...thats what I meant.
Pikachu: Okay now you are really scaring me.
Chilla: I'm sorry! I didn't mean to do that...
Pikachu: No...its okay...so...do you have any powers?
Chilla: Yes actually. I can move at the speed of light. Thats about it.
Pikachu: If you can move at the speed of light...then how did the pirates capture you?
Chilla: They gave me these powers. They didn't know it...but they did.
Pikachu: Oh...you know what I'm wondering?
Chilla: What?
Pikachu: If I'm a guy...then why dont I have genitals?
Chilla: What are genitals?
Pikachu: Never mind...
Okay...as we draw this episode to a close we are going to spend all of our money on dbz stuff so good bye!
Ridley: Um...I think they forgot the ending song.
Draygon: I'm more concerned with the fact that Kraid fell asleep on us!
Phantoon: Can't breath...oh wait, I'm a ghost.
Ridley: Speaking of breathing, Draygon, how can you breath on land? You're a lobster.
Draygon: Oh...thanks for reminding me...ack! Pth! He..lp ack!
Ridley: Think we should help him?
Phantoon: Nah...lets wait till next time.
Its the-
Ridley: You know...Im starting to get tired of that opening.
Me: Shut up we're trying to run the episode!
Ridley: Well, you wont get far with THAT kind of opening.
Me: What are you suggesting?
Ridley: This! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7Hznfomw...re=related
Draygon: JUST GET ON WITH THE SHOW NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE F*CKING OPENING!!!
Random person: I do.
Samus: Um...did we start?
Pikachu: ...cant tell.
Ridley: Yes we did. Anyways...this thing is a female.
Chillarmy: THING? My name is Chillarmy! Chilla for short.
Ridley: DID I ASK YOU!?!
Chillarmy: Yes...
Samus: Can I take it now? I wanna see if it can breed with Pikachu.
Pikachu: ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Pikachu hurries toward the door, only to find that its locked! Pikachu starts banging on the door really hard.
Samus: Pikachu, get back here! I'm buying you a mating partner!
Pikachu: YOU PSYCHOPATH!!! I'VE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!!
Pikachu continues banging on the door, but then decides to use his thunder bolt.
Pikachu: I'll blast you with my thunder bolt! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Pikachu hits the door with a thunder bolt, only to have it bounce off it and hit Kraid in the mouth!
Kraid: IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
Kraid topples over on the other space pirate commanders. Meanwhile the door unlocks and Samus and Pikachu go out of it.
Samus: That was easy! Now...to find more roundies!!!
Pikachu: WHAT ON EARTH IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!
Samus: A lot! Why dont you get to know Chilla while I find some more stuff?
Pikachu: Gulp...
Samus releases Chilla from her capsule and goes off into another room.
Pikachu: Um...
Chilla: Hi. Your name is Pikachu right?
Pikachu: Yes...first of all just so you know there is no chance I will be breeding with you...I hope I cleared that up.
Chilla: AwwImean okay...yeah...thats what I meant.
Pikachu: Okay now you are really scaring me.
Chilla: I'm sorry! I didn't mean to do that...
Pikachu: No...its okay...so...do you have any powers?
Chilla: Yes actually. I can move at the speed of light. Thats about it.
Pikachu: If you can move at the speed of light...then how did the pirates capture you?
Chilla: They gave me these powers. They didn't know it...but they did.
Pikachu: Oh...you know what I'm wondering?
Chilla: What?
Pikachu: If I'm a guy...then why dont I have genitals?
Chilla: What are genitals?
Pikachu: Never mind...
Okay...as we draw this episode to a close we are going to spend all of our money on dbz stuff so good bye!
Ridley: Um...I think they forgot the ending song.
Draygon: I'm more concerned with the fact that Kraid fell asleep on us!
Phantoon: Can't breath...oh wait, I'm a ghost.
Ridley: Speaking of breathing, Draygon, how can you breath on land? You're a lobster.
Draygon: Oh...thanks for reminding me...ack! Pth! He..lp ack!
Ridley: Think we should help him?
Phantoon: Nah...lets wait till next time.
01-02-2011, 05:05 AM
Tteeheee, mmade me luaghh
01-02-2011, 04:01 PM
I try my hardest...although I'm not that original. Some poking around on youtube will reveal that.
01-02-2011, 05:00 PM
That's hilarious! Even though the dialogue must be based on Youtube videos and abridged series,it is funny and not just a bombardment of references.
I loled.
BTW,here's an awesome song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzMGi6x2L...re=related
(01-02-2011 02:10 AM)Giratina88 Wrote: [ -> ]Chilla: What are genitals?
I loled.
BTW,here's an awesome song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzMGi6x2L...re=related
01-02-2011, 05:25 PM
I first heard that word on bulbapedia suprisingly
Play us a song of the century
Louder than bombs and eternity
Era of static and contraband
Leading us into the promised land
Tell me a story thats by candlelight
Waging a war and loosing the fight
They're playing a song of the century
Panic will frolic in prosperity
Tell me a story and to that good night
Play us a sooooong for me
Tonight on Samus and Pikachu: Mini-boss madness! Part 2. (aka whats inside the mini-boss?)
As Samus returns she is expecting to see Pikachu and Chilla with a bunch of pokemon eggs. However, what she finds is just the opposite.
Samus: Soooo...how many babys do you have for-OH GOD DAMN IT!
Instead of them breeding, Pikachu and Chilla are in a heated debate over video games.
Pikachu: The EVs of my pokemon are totally legit!
Chilla: You lie! There is no way a rattata can get that many in one battle!
Pikachu: Yes there is! I just showed you!
Chilla: Then you must have been hacking!
Pikachu: GASP! Well I never-
Chilla: Never what? Learn how to play a pokemon game without hacking it?
Pikachu: OH THATS IT!!!
Pikachu and Chilla start beating the crap out of each other as Samus looks on.
Samus: Sigh...now I have no poke-babies to sell on the internet.
Chilla: Wait a minute...you just wanted me to have babies with this guy so you could sell them on eBay?
Samus: Pretty much...
Chilla: Okay...now there's no WAY I'm having babies with him!
Samus: Crap!
Pikachu What do you mean "NOW"?
Chilla: Uhhhhhhhhhh...nothing? (me and my BIG f*cking mouth)
Samus: Okay...anyways I think I know where the next power up might be so follow me!
Pikachu: It's about time.
Samus, Pikachu, and Chilla continue on through Brinstar untill they find a rather large room.
Samus: I think this is the place?
Chilla: Whats that thing!?!
The trio look up to find the mini-boss known as Spore Spawn decending on them!
Chilla: HOLY CRAP ON A STICK!!! SAMUS!!! DO SOMETHING!!!
Samus: Woooooooo!!! Roundy roundy roundy!!!
Chilla: WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH HER!?!
Pikachu: She has an obsession with round objects...and this boss is very round.
Chilla: Hang on...I think it's opening up!
Spore Spawn opens up, revealing its core. Samus isn't happy that it lost it's round shape.
Samus: Uh...DONT DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Samus blasts Spore Spawn with several missiles severely damaging the plant.
Samus: YAY!!!
Pikachu: For once...her fighting style isn't a problem...
Samus continues to blast Spore Spawn untill it dies and the room rots.
Samus: Aw...roundy go bye bye.
Chilla: Well...I think we got the super missiles.
Pikachu: I sure wish I could get power ups for once...
Samus: Why didn't you say so? I've got some injection power ups right here!
Pikachu: Just like in bioshock!
Pikachu takes the injection and his body starts convulsing!
Pikachu: Aaaaaaaaah! Gack! Whats happening to me!?!
Chilla: PIKACHU!!!
Pikachu's body falls to the ground as his veins throb out of control
Samus: Oops...that may have been to strong for him...
Chilla: YOU F*CKING IDIOT!!! He's gonna die and its all your fault!
Will Pikachu survive the ordeal? Or will the plasmid overtake him and leave his body a corpse? Tune in next time to find out!
Play us a song of the century
Louder than bombs and eternity
Era of static and contraband
Leading us into the promised land
Tell me a story thats by candlelight
Waging a war and loosing the fight
They're playing a song of the century
Panic will frolic in prosperity
Tell me a story and to that good night
Play us a sooooong for me
Tonight on Samus and Pikachu: Mini-boss madness! Part 2. (aka whats inside the mini-boss?)
As Samus returns she is expecting to see Pikachu and Chilla with a bunch of pokemon eggs. However, what she finds is just the opposite.
Samus: Soooo...how many babys do you have for-OH GOD DAMN IT!
Instead of them breeding, Pikachu and Chilla are in a heated debate over video games.
Pikachu: The EVs of my pokemon are totally legit!
Chilla: You lie! There is no way a rattata can get that many in one battle!
Pikachu: Yes there is! I just showed you!
Chilla: Then you must have been hacking!
Pikachu: GASP! Well I never-
Chilla: Never what? Learn how to play a pokemon game without hacking it?
Pikachu: OH THATS IT!!!
Pikachu and Chilla start beating the crap out of each other as Samus looks on.
Samus: Sigh...now I have no poke-babies to sell on the internet.
Chilla: Wait a minute...you just wanted me to have babies with this guy so you could sell them on eBay?
Samus: Pretty much...
Chilla: Okay...now there's no WAY I'm having babies with him!
Samus: Crap!
Pikachu What do you mean "NOW"?
Chilla: Uhhhhhhhhhh...nothing? (me and my BIG f*cking mouth)
Samus: Okay...anyways I think I know where the next power up might be so follow me!
Pikachu: It's about time.
Samus, Pikachu, and Chilla continue on through Brinstar untill they find a rather large room.
Samus: I think this is the place?
Chilla: Whats that thing!?!
The trio look up to find the mini-boss known as Spore Spawn decending on them!
Chilla: HOLY CRAP ON A STICK!!! SAMUS!!! DO SOMETHING!!!
Samus: Woooooooo!!! Roundy roundy roundy!!!
Chilla: WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH HER!?!
Pikachu: She has an obsession with round objects...and this boss is very round.
Chilla: Hang on...I think it's opening up!
Spore Spawn opens up, revealing its core. Samus isn't happy that it lost it's round shape.
Samus: Uh...DONT DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Samus blasts Spore Spawn with several missiles severely damaging the plant.
Samus: YAY!!!
Pikachu: For once...her fighting style isn't a problem...
Samus continues to blast Spore Spawn untill it dies and the room rots.
Samus: Aw...roundy go bye bye.
Chilla: Well...I think we got the super missiles.
Pikachu: I sure wish I could get power ups for once...
Samus: Why didn't you say so? I've got some injection power ups right here!
Pikachu: Just like in bioshock!
Pikachu takes the injection and his body starts convulsing!
Pikachu: Aaaaaaaaah! Gack! Whats happening to me!?!
Chilla: PIKACHU!!!
Pikachu's body falls to the ground as his veins throb out of control
Samus: Oops...that may have been to strong for him...
Chilla: YOU F*CKING IDIOT!!! He's gonna die and its all your fault!
Will Pikachu survive the ordeal? Or will the plasmid overtake him and leave his body a corpse? Tune in next time to find out!
01-02-2011, 06:36 PM
made the new episode...any recommendations?
02-02-2011, 03:09 AM
You mentioned having a guest star from another fan fic? Well, feel free to use the Dark Trainer from my fan fic. Don't forget his Pokemon.
Specifically, Mewtwo, Dark Lucario, and Dark Gallade.
Specifically, Mewtwo, Dark Lucario, and Dark Gallade.
02-02-2011, 04:03 AM
I'll try to fit him in. I'm thinking that the Dark Trainer will be with the Space Pirates and will fight Pikachu and Chilla with meta-pokemon altered by the Pirates.
03-02-2011, 01:34 AM
(01-02-2011 05:00 PM)Terraplant Wrote: [ -> ]By the way, here is an awesome song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzMGi6x2L...re=related
Oh. This video. I've already seen it before! And I loved it! Thanks for showing it to me again, so I could relive the experience!
06-02-2011, 11:32 PM
Causing many lawsuits wherever they go
Its the...oops thats not right...
Last time Samus, Pikachu, and Chilla fought the mini-boss spore spawn. Just when things looked bleak, Samus blasted the crap out of-
Chilla: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
...uh...anyways...after that happened Samus found an injectable plasmid that could power up Pikachu. However, when giving it to Pikachu, he collapsed to the ground. Things don't-
Scythe: Look Chiton! We're on TV...
Chiton: You idiot, thats a security camera-
Are you done? You sure? Because I'm not gonna stand for any more interuptions. Now that thats over we-
(play 8 seconds of this video from 15 second mark http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq82ddqbW-c)
YOU SON OF A-
Samus: Hey! I think that Pikachu is recovering!
Never mind...
Chilla: YAY!!!!!!!!! OMG I WAS SO FREAKING WORRIED!!!
Pikachu: Ack!
Samus: I don't think your squeezing him to death is helping.
Pikachu: No...shit...
Chilla: Uh...oops.
Pikachu: Well...what did that plasmid do to me?
Samus: It increased the strength of your electric blasts so that they are stronger than a charge beam. Also, you can fire concentrated balls of lightning at enemies.
Pikachu: Sweet!
Chilla: Okay...so where do we go next?
Samus: Well...according to the map it says
Meanwhile in Tourian
Mario: I'm a firin' ma lazor! BLAAAAAAAAAARG!!!
Ahem! Meanwhile in Tourian
Space Pirate #1: Lord Ridley!
Ridley: What is it? I am trying to view pornogra-I mean battle planning!
Space Pirate #2: Sorry to interrupt your porn viewing-
Ridley: BATTLE PLANNING!!!
Space Pirate #2: Um...okay...anyways we are sorry to disturb you but we bring great news!
Ridley: Oh really?
Space Pirate #1: Yes! We have just completed our Talking Ridley doll! This will sell huge!
Ridley: Oh I love those things! Pull the cord so I can here it talk!
Space Pirate #2: Uh...I really don't think thats-
Ridley: Thats an order!!! Pull the cord!
Space Pirate #1: Um...gulp...okay...(pulls cord)
Ridley doll: I love death!
Ridley: YAY!!!
Space Pirate #1: Theres more! I'll pull it again! (pulls cord)
Ridley doll: Genocide time is my favorite time!
Ridley: Woo!
Ridley doll: Puppies can kiss my ass!
Ridley: Hahaha love it!
Ridley doll: Sheep are eating my rectum!
Ridley: Hahaha-huh?
Space Pirate #2: Uh...we're getting that fixed...
Space Pirate #1: Who put that in there?
Ridley doll: I've got Beiber Fever!
Ridley: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Space Pirate #1: AAAAAHHH!!! RIDLEY'S GONNA KILL US!!! RUN!!!
Space Pirate #2: I ONLY HAVE MORE 5 YEARS TILL I CAN RETIRE!!! I CAN'T DIE NOW!!!
...Okay...that was a big waste of time...anyways...meanwhile back at the plot
Samus: What just happened?
Pikachu: Don't ask...so...where are we?
Samus: According to the map we are in-
Chilla: Did anyone else notice that this episode didn't have a title?
You know what? I quit! Someone else can run this!!!
Its the...oops thats not right...
Last time Samus, Pikachu, and Chilla fought the mini-boss spore spawn. Just when things looked bleak, Samus blasted the crap out of-
Chilla: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
...uh...anyways...after that happened Samus found an injectable plasmid that could power up Pikachu. However, when giving it to Pikachu, he collapsed to the ground. Things don't-
Scythe: Look Chiton! We're on TV...
Chiton: You idiot, thats a security camera-
Are you done? You sure? Because I'm not gonna stand for any more interuptions. Now that thats over we-
(play 8 seconds of this video from 15 second mark http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq82ddqbW-c)
YOU SON OF A-
Samus: Hey! I think that Pikachu is recovering!
Never mind...
Chilla: YAY!!!!!!!!! OMG I WAS SO FREAKING WORRIED!!!
Pikachu: Ack!
Samus: I don't think your squeezing him to death is helping.
Pikachu: No...shit...
Chilla: Uh...oops.
Pikachu: Well...what did that plasmid do to me?
Samus: It increased the strength of your electric blasts so that they are stronger than a charge beam. Also, you can fire concentrated balls of lightning at enemies.
Pikachu: Sweet!
Chilla: Okay...so where do we go next?
Samus: Well...according to the map it says
Meanwhile in Tourian
Mario: I'm a firin' ma lazor! BLAAAAAAAAAARG!!!
Ahem! Meanwhile in Tourian
Space Pirate #1: Lord Ridley!
Ridley: What is it? I am trying to view pornogra-I mean battle planning!
Space Pirate #2: Sorry to interrupt your porn viewing-
Ridley: BATTLE PLANNING!!!
Space Pirate #2: Um...okay...anyways we are sorry to disturb you but we bring great news!
Ridley: Oh really?
Space Pirate #1: Yes! We have just completed our Talking Ridley doll! This will sell huge!
Ridley: Oh I love those things! Pull the cord so I can here it talk!
Space Pirate #2: Uh...I really don't think thats-
Ridley: Thats an order!!! Pull the cord!
Space Pirate #1: Um...gulp...okay...(pulls cord)
Ridley doll: I love death!
Ridley: YAY!!!
Space Pirate #1: Theres more! I'll pull it again! (pulls cord)
Ridley doll: Genocide time is my favorite time!
Ridley: Woo!
Ridley doll: Puppies can kiss my ass!
Ridley: Hahaha love it!
Ridley doll: Sheep are eating my rectum!
Ridley: Hahaha-huh?
Space Pirate #2: Uh...we're getting that fixed...
Space Pirate #1: Who put that in there?
Ridley doll: I've got Beiber Fever!
Ridley: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Space Pirate #1: AAAAAHHH!!! RIDLEY'S GONNA KILL US!!! RUN!!!
Space Pirate #2: I ONLY HAVE MORE 5 YEARS TILL I CAN RETIRE!!! I CAN'T DIE NOW!!!
...Okay...that was a big waste of time...anyways...meanwhile back at the plot
Samus: What just happened?
Pikachu: Don't ask...so...where are we?
Samus: According to the map we are in-
Chilla: Did anyone else notice that this episode didn't have a title?
You know what? I quit! Someone else can run this!!!