Legendary Pokémon

I kill my avatar by making it LuXray's HM Slave.

I kill the avatar by using "get-process | stop-process -force"

I kill the avatar above me by forcing it to find the derivative of every problem in my Calculus book.

I kill the avatar above me by implanting Delicious Cake with a Bomb and setting it in front of the luxuriously relaxing Chespin.

I kill the avatar above me by forcing it to sing "O Fortuna" for 12,345,678 hours without a break.

Mewtwo can devote .02% of his active brainpower to singing, then go on completely unhindered.

I kill the avatar above me by making it Mega Evolve as a baby.

I kill the avatar above me by overloading it's mind with Calculus, Physics, Engineering Physics, Quantum Physics, and English.

I kill the avatar above me by making it speak in only one-syllable words forever.

You can not do that!

I kill you by a book in your face.

You can't keep it up for long...

I kill the avatar above me by making it lag so much it has a frame rate of 2 FPS.

I kill you by a brick in your face.

I kill the avatar above me by logging it out of LP forever and deleting all its accounts.

I kill the avatar above me by making it create a new account every few months.

I kill you with a gun shot to your face.

I kill the avatar above me with an omelet to its face.