Legendary Pokémon

why???????????
i kill you by destroying every grass type

I bring all the Shinxes, Luxios and Luxrays back to life so you don't kill all the Grass types.

I kill you by making you stick your tongue to a flagpole in Alaska.

I actually like that song! It's my new jam!

I kill the avatar above me by banning it from all forums ever.

I kill the avatar above me because he hasn't responded to "Ask the person below you a question" thread.

I kill you by cursing you. ._.

I kill the avatar above me by cutting off it's nine tails.

I kill the avatar above me by spamming it to death.

I kill the avatar above me by turning it into a HM slave.

I kill the avatar above me by driving a nail slowly into my face, then doing the same to you.

I kill the avatar above me by putting a Shiny Geodude in it's car and making it use Explosion!

I kill you by using Dive on the stock markets, throwing the world into a financial catastrophe!
You die in one of the pre-apocalyptic riots.

IF I CAN'T HAVE A GOOD SHINY
NOBODY CAN!!!!!

I kill you by giving you 100 Shinies.

I kill you by merging you with a supercomputer.

By smashing your face into one of its servers.

I kill the avatar above me by making it Mega Evolve into both its Mega Evolutions at once.

I kill you with Mega Mewtwo X and Y Power! Double the MegaEvolutions, double the Ash (Ketchum) kicking!