Legendary Pokémon

lolz yes it is...

Ii was at this party thing yesterday and the people asked why I camee, aand I told them about the alpacalypsee, tthey thought I was completly seriouss

They are noobs...

Tthey don't know how to take a jokee, aand it was lolzy the faces they were making at mee, tthey were all likee "Wwahhhhh??"

Im sensing another moment where my metroid should beat the crap out of certain people...

Nnoo, tthey gave me food and cupcakes for freee, sso they are all rightt, they just don't get on the internet very often obluviuslyy

Okay...good...cause once my metroid gets on someone, there is nothing you can do to get it off.

Nno killingg, iit's not nicee

Don't worry...metroids never kill their mother...

Ookk, *bbrainfartbrainfertt*

stop farting...it is starting to smell

D: bbut it's my brainfartzz, ccant really help itt :P

...okay then....

Ppluss, Ii wouldnt be me if it werent for my brainfartzz

seems to be the case...