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ACK!!! I have tongue splinters!
Ooh noess D: tthats not goodd
I know...I have to go right now...I'll be back soon...
Bbyebyee <3
Kkittens are nicee
hi I am back and yes they are though dogs are better
Kkittehs are betterr, aalthough dogs are cute tooo
oh really? Can you teach a cat to fetch, sit, or do ANYTHING other than sleep?
Mmy cat try's to have sex with mee, ddoes that count as a trickk?
uh...no...that is not a trick...BAD CAT!!!
:P Hhe is the best cat evarr, eexcept for the whole trying to hump me and alll...
All cats do is sleep 23 hours a day and scratch your face the rest of the time...
Ccats also meow and poopp, ccan't forget those things tooo
My cat died after she pooped...
Tthats so sadd Sad(
I know...I cried all day when she died...
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