(09-05-2015 01:00 AM)Alcovich Wrote: [ -> ]And don't you start again with the ropes. I thought you learned your lesson. 
Okay.
*Ties Alcovich up with Steel Cables and puts a shock collar on him*
You're staying here and never leaving ever again or I shall shock you.
Much better. Everybody knows ropes have a bad rap. I'd rather be tied up by something manlier, like steel cables or big chains. Although, if you're using a shock collar, you should go for the full effect and get a straight jacket.
(09-05-2015 01:08 AM)Alcovich Wrote: [ -> ]Much better. Everybody knows ropes have a bad rap. I'd rather be tied up by something manlier, like steel cables or big chains. Although, if you're using a shock collar, you should go for the full effect and get a straight jacket.
Thanks for the idea!
*adds the straight jacket to Alcovich*
You shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy.
(09-05-2015 01:22 AM)Grim Ripper Wrote: [ -> ]This is all weird
*puts Grim in a straight jacket and a shock collar on him and then proceeds to tie him up with steel cables as well*
Grim-kun <3
(09-05-2015 01:16 AM)grassdragon Wrote: [ -> ]you shall be my Squishy.
Sorry, but "serve as eternal plaything of fanatical fans" was not in my job description. In fact, due to my new arcane powers from the darkest Internets, I can make YOU my eternal plaything. I' m just not, because I'm a nice person.
Edit: Dangit stop jumping in front of me!
(09-05-2015 01:34 AM)Alcovich Wrote: [ -> ] (09-05-2015 01:16 AM)grassdragon Wrote: [ -> ]you shall be my Squishy.
Sorry, but "serve as eternal plaything of fanatical fans" was not in my job description. In fact, due to my new arcane powers from the darkest Internets, I can make YOU my eternal plaything. I' m just not, because I'm a nice person.
Edit: Dangit stop jumping in front of me!
It's in your job description now
(09-05-2015 01:34 AM)Alcovich Wrote: [ -> ]My job description: I shall serve as an eternal plaything for grassdragon
See?
Job Description: Spam the LP forums and occasionally think about writing fanfictions. Troll forum-goers through original sarcasm and unoriginal memes.
Scribbled on the bottom are the words:
Avoid becoming eternal plaything !!!
(09-05-2015 02:26 AM)Alcovich Wrote: [ -> ]Job Description: Spam the LP forums and occasionally think about writing fanfictions. Troll forum-goers through original sarcasm and unoriginal memes.
Scribbled on the bottom are the words:
Avoid becoming eternal plaything !!!
Too bad.
You're my eternal plaything.
(this sounds sooo wrong xP)
No more discussion. I'm right.
You fool.. Do not toy with forces beyond your ken!
*whoosh*
Welcome to your new life as an eternal plaything. You will find all needed instructional literature in your invoice. Your job duties are expected to begin tomorrow. Enjoy your time serving Evil Abominations LLC!
writhe in pain mortal
(09-05-2015 02:56 AM)Alcovich Wrote: [ -> ]You fool.. Do not toy with forces beyond your ken!
You are the fool if you think you can subdue me!
You would need 1 million and 80 beads to subdue me. As it is, you only have 1,080 beads.
(09-05-2015 03:01 AM)grassdragon Wrote: [ -> ]You would need 1 million and 80 beads to subdue me.
Piece of cake.
First, I use my dark magicks to infiltrate the minds of top economic leaders. I use their influence to introduce hyperinflatory policies that reduce the value of the Bead to near worthless, like the Vietnamese Dong. Then, I exchange 122 dollars for 1.2 million beads. Now I have enough money to subjugate you, and buy a taxi ride away from the rapidly deteriorating economy I created.
Enjoy your undying servitude! (By the way, where did you get beads from? Are they from a video game?)
shaaamaaaaaaaan kiiiiing. *english opening*