YAY MORE FOOD!!! Munch munch munch. I attack with haggis!
Hhaggiss, *bbrainfartt* Ii don't even know who or what that is right this secondd
Ii attack with razberryss
Haggis, by the way, is a scottish pudding. It consists of sheeps liver boiled in sheeps stomach mixed in with sheeps kidney. Your razzzzzzzzberrys...are destroyed by my strawberrys and I attack with blueberrys
Oohh, tthat sound nasty as heall
Hhmm, Ii defend with some more flaming sodass, aand attack with flaming chicken legss
Flatliner-X makes his return and, using X-parasites, turns the chiken legs into fire breathing chickens who attack the player below.
Oohh gawdd!!!! nnot againn :PP
Ii defend with my stupidityy, aand then attack with 40 year old fermented eggss
Flatliner-X fertilizes those and they become cariers of the X parasite. They infect some soda cans and I attack with them!
*ssighh* Ii guess I should put them out of their missuriee (??) *ggets a Katana and kills them alll*
Ii the attack with cold pizzaa
Cold pizza has nothing on the X, who mutate it into...a cow, mobile grain, and evil tomatoes who attack the person below.
Yyumm, ttomatoess, Ii eat the tomatos and scare away the cows and mobile grainn
Ii then attack with roasted cricketss (mmy uncle said they taste like shroomss)
Your uncle is probably a few candies short of a pinata. The X infest the crickets and they attack the person below.
Hhe iss, GGOD DAMN CRICKETS WHY WONT YOU DIE ALREADYY????????? Ii kill the crickets out of furyy, tthen attack with hot coffeee
IT BURNS!!! But you know what else burns? MORE GIANT PANCAKES!!!
EEEEEKKKKKK, *tto busy trying to crawl out from underneath giant pancakes to attackk*
I'll just read the history of the space pirates while I wait.