Legendary Pokémon

Llawl copterr, Ii attack with fried duckk

Bbut I'm already FULLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ii attackkk wwith my vomitttt.

Wwho said you had to eat itt?? Bbesides that's nastyy, Ii decide not to attack this time aroundd

Hhar har harr. Llooks like I win this time aroundd.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, ddamn red necks
Ii start off the next round by attacking with edible candless

bbut my avatar is a water typee. So your candles disappear in a puff of...redneckness...I attack with bubble blast!

Tthats not a food itemm *ppooff* Ii attack with a mana potion

I use the powers of awsomeness!

Yyour not as awesome as Gamzeee, sso your attack goes up in a poof of lightningg
Ii attack with nutss, yyah knoww, tthe one's squirrels eatt D

I defend with dunsparces nuts (sorry, but I need mine)! I attack with spaggetti!

Sspaggetti is no good without parmision cheesee, sso I attack with thatt
Ii can't attack becuase I am too busy lol'ing and headdeskingg

Then I attack with an ultra mega super deluxe triple wopper (with cheese)!

DD:, sso many caloriess, Ii pass it on to the next personn

Yum! Thank you for the wopper! I dont feel like attacking I'm playing super metroid.

Ii attack with a cinnimon roll thenn