Legendary Pokémon

And now I become a zombie

YYAYY, zzombie partyy
Ii hand out little girl brainss, yyumm

munch munch munch munch!

oomnomnomnomnomm
Ii attack with kittenss

I make them into zombie kittens, which then spread the disease to make ZOMBIE BIRDS!!!

Ii defend with zombie hawkss, aand then I attack with zombie Samuss

I defend with zombie tigers and attack with cranberrys!!!

Ii defend with blueberry'ss, aand attack with leek spinss

I have a farfetch'ed grab it and attack with MY COLD!!!

AAUGHH
Ii catch a coldd
Ii attackw with pedobearr

I hug the pedo bear and attack with a panda bear

Ii send the panda to spacee, Ii attack with a teddy bearr

Aw...so cute. I attack with...um...I ran out of ideas.

Ii attack with popcorn chickenn

I put the popcorn chicken in the microwave and attack with THE ANNOYING POLLS I JUST MADE!!!