Legendary Pokémon

Ii defend with my fridn Masons kittehh
Ii then attack with leather pantss

I wear the leather pants and attack with JOHN STEWART!!!

Ii dont know who that iss, sso he goes pooff, Ii then attack with flying bedss

I sleep on the beds...and I stay sleeping.

Ii get onto the bed and watch you sleepp, Ii love watching people sleepp

I am watching The Colbert Report. The part of it is the "Tip of the hat, wag of the finger"

Thanks for watching me sleep...you can sleep with me if you want.

Ii is not tiredd, tto much monsterr :B

Aw...you sure about that? You could just lie down here with me...

Wwhat I'm doingg :33
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That feels nice...

Tteeheee, Ii attack with a cakee :P

I awake from my nap all angry and grow sharp fangs and attack you!

Eekk!! *hhugss* Tthe cake is a liee

Sorry about attacking you...I'll just throw mangoes...

Ii defend with a blenderr, mmaking it into a smothiee
Ii attack with a krabby pattyy