Legendary Pokémon

I play on it for days...

Ii attack with a thing of hand lotionn

i attack with a brahmin steak!!!!!!!!

Munch munch munch

Ii attack with a nuclear bombb >:33

oh noes the other countries respond and you get nuked 2 bazillion times and we end up with 1 world power.
My world power.
Oops, I mistook this for kind of the hill

I attack with a Great Jaggi Claw!

i attack with radroach meat!

I attack with your mom

Ii explode my momm
Tthen attack with some trollss

I explode the trolls on you head

I attack with a burning fetus!

Ii attack with some banana splitss

I defend with eggs and attack with a queen metroid!

GAHH
Ii attack with some cookie doughh