Legendary Pokémon

kkkk, *ssits and paitiently waitss* Ii attack with mayonaisee

I attack with MUSTARD!!!

Ii defend with a turkey sandwichh, aand then attack with itt

I defend with Ballistic eggs and attack with communists!!!

Nnot a foodd!!!
Ii attack with breadd :B

Butter on toast!

Ii defend with cinnamon and sugerr, aand then eat itt, tthen I attack with a ferret fillett

Yay ferrets! I give it rabies because everything tastes better with rabies and I throw it to the person bellow!

Ii cure the ferret of it's rabiss, aand then set it free
Tthen I attack with frog legss

They taste like chicken! I attack with bunnies!

Ii send the bunnehs to a beunneh farmm, Ii attack with carrotss

I defend with...a giant waffle! I then attack with FLATLINER SAUCE!!!

Ii defend with two camels in a tiny carr, tthen attack with belgain waffless

FOREIGN FOODS!!! I defend with diplomatic immunities and attack with Brazilian nuts!

Ii defend with a brazilian who eats themm, tthen attack with French friess