Legendary Pokémon

The metroid queen eats it...and it eats you

ITS ONE AM
So I attack with Root beer

Its a miracle...a Queen Metroid that can make root beer...
I drink all the root beer and attack with CONCUSSIVE BLASTS!!!

You feel a sharp pain in your left shoulder as I get you with Scorpion's spear! GET OVER HERE!
(Hey that rhymes!)

i can all ur spam and throw it away! Now i attack withsome organic whey!

I attack with inorganic...something
my hill

I attack that guy over there with the cake, and THAT's why its a lie. xD

I eat the cake, and I throw the space core at the person below!

It is not food so I am unaffected.
I throw gyro at the next poster!
(I like gyros/troll)

Gravity reverses, so it hits dunsparce! I make dunsparce into dunsparce fries and attack the player below with them!!!

I quickly block with my hylian shield and counter with an acid blast.

The acid is just citric acid, which isn't very dangerous. I throw thalium cupcakes to the person below!

I shapeshift into Scorpion and burn them.

I step on you. I attack the person below with WASPS!!!

Since this is a food fight, I kill them with Gummis. (Pokemon Mystery Dungeon)

I shoot SPAGHETTI ATNU