Legendary Pokémon

Tthat shit is nastyy, Ii pass it onto the next personn
Pplease say that you use deoderent even though you hate itt....

i dodge it. I attack with boxed wine!!!!!

Yyumm, aalcohall, Ii drink it and then I attack with a slur of wordss

i am immune to stupidity. I attack wiith asprin!

Yyayy, Ii pop those pillss, aand then attack with really good ravers musicc

i listen to it and enjoy it. I attack with fried charizard!

Oomnomnomm, ffried pokemonss >:33
Ii attack with baked kittehh

num num num. I attack with cum! Not mine though. This came from sperm bank

AACKK, Ii pass it onto the next personn

doges and it falls to girants hair.

Tteeheee, hhe's gonna have a suprise in the morningg

lol yupp. Hope he does not take it personally. Uggh why do i almost always end up single on valentines :/

Oohh, Ii'm sorryy

theres a fw girls who are nice to me but i have no idea wether their single or not. I attack with chocolate!

Ii eat the chocolate happilyy, tthen attack with delicious sushi
Tthen ask themm