i use spicy chicken wings to defend! I attack with tacos!!!!!
I use my avatar to eat the tacos and turn everyone else into food! MY HILL!
And your monster eats a mushroom which has poisson
Nothing can poison the Omega Metroid! Metroids have only one weakness. If someone can guess it and use it against my avatar then I will withdraw. By the way Omega Metroids will eat anything and they cant be poisoned.
Hmmmm.You slip on a banana you fall from the mountain[in other words you are died]and we are humans again
[how ican think this silly stories;:]
nice loop hole! However when there is one metroid, there are a lot more of them lying in wait. They hatch and drain the people of bio energy.
i refuel my bio energy with bacon burgers! I attack with a gum ball shot gun! 10 guage!
omega metroid here chews the gum and traps you in its giant bubble and promptly eats you. I send the hatchlings to the poster below.
i catch them in pokeballs then put them in the oven fo 30 minutes or untill 350 degrees fareingnheit. I throw the roasted hatchlings to the one below
you seem to not realize that metroids LOVE heat. They need heat to survive. Plus I am their parent so they do not eat me. I throw metroids in tacos to the one below.
i defend with ice cold cocacola and attack with ice cream!
okay I'll give you credit for that one. That ice attack killed the metroids. However, the only reason such terrible creatures were bred was to kill the only thing worse than it...the X-Parasite! With no more metroids, the X take the form of hamburgers and attack the person below.
yum! I add green chile and finish off the burgers!
I throw blazin' wing from buffalo wild wings to the one below!
One rule of fighting the X: NEVER use meat. the X copy the genetic code from the buffalo wings and we end up with giant, fire breathing, X possessed chickens. I have dubbed these chickens "buffalo-X's. One of the wings you threw was a flatliner from the buffalo wing factory and so a even bigger, plasma breathing bird comes out, with an additional ability to spray flatliner sauce onto its foes. I have dubbed this one "Flatliner-X". The buffalo-X's and the Flatiner-X attack the poster below. By the way for those who dont know flatliner sauce is the worlds hottest hot sauce.
i insert a dna destroying virus and they die! I throw ice cold vegies to the poster below