Legendary Pokémon

...you do realize that it will probably eat you

Iit mightt, bbut it hasnt- OOH GAWD ITS EATING MEE

Quick! Send the tiger to space!

IITS A LIONN D: Ii is eatedd

oops...I forgot...

...*uuses chainsaaw to get out of the lionn* Pproplem solvedd

YAY!!! The lion is dead!!!

YYAYY
*mmakes lion steakss* Ttime to eatt

I'll make lion burgers!

Yyumm, llion meatt

Best dinner date ever!

Yyess, llion steaks and burgerss, tthe rest of the carcass burning in a firee, ssuper romanticc

speaking of which I have to up for dinner now...I will see you tommorow!

Bbyebyee <33
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I'm back...and I feel sick today so I have to stay home.