Legendary Pokémon

I ban you because you are amazing!

I ban you because idol worship is not allowed on this forum. It's good to know I have a fan, though!

I ban you for being the idol!

I ban you for not being a Fennekin.

I ban you for not being a Mew.

I ban you because I am a Mew. Mewtwo is Mew's clone, therefore Mewtwo has all of Mewtwo's DNA and attributes, therefore Mewtwo is Mew.

I ban you for being a clone and not the original Mew!
Besides Mew can learn all TMs and HMs but Mewtwo can't!

I ban you because no Pokemon is stronger than Mewtwo.

I ban you because Heracross can take Mewtwo out with a single Megahorn.

I ban you because Charizard avenges Mewtwo by killing Heracross with a single Flamethrower.

I ban you because my Torterra uses Stone Edge to take Charizard out in one move.

I ban you because Moltres uses Sacred Fire to take out Torterra in one move.

I ban you because it's Ho-oh that learns Sacred Fire, NOT Moltres!

Oops... I meant to say Ho-oh.
I ban you for being right.

I ban you because I'm always right! (unless I'm arguing with a girl in which case, she's always right)(girls are right 99.9% of the time and the other .01% is when they don't give their opinion)