I ban you because we should throw a party to celebrate my return (sort of)!
I ban you because you didn't really leave, so there's so reason to celebrate your return.
I ban you for denying me of my right to party!
I ban you because my avatar uses Energy Ball on your "party"
I ban you because it's not very effective!
Omastar Party Forever!
I ban you because if it's going to be a "party," it should be a Kabutops Party.
i ban you because i agree with there not being a reason for anything at all.
(and to answer alcovich's question, about a week ago.)
I ban you because nobody exists; but we all don't exist together, that's how come we can sense each other.
I ban you because you are figment of my imagination and I am a figment of your imagination, therefore, we are both imagined.
I ban you because I know I exist because when I type a post to troll people, they respond to me. I troll, therefore I am.
I ban you because I want to be the very best, like no one was before!
I ban you to ban the very best, like no one ever banned.
I shall teach Pokemon to understand the power that's inside to ban you.
Pokemon
Oh, you're my banned friend
in a world that must be banned!
Pokemon
Gotta Ban them all.
A heart so true.
Our courage will pull us through.
You ban me and I'll ban you.
Pokemon.