Legendary Pokémon

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will ban you every day
To claim my rightful place

I ban you because you quote Pokemon songs! Those are copyrighted material!

I ban you because I can do whatever I want to do!

I ban you because you can't do certain things, such as take away the human rights of thousands of people. At least, not in 'Merica.

I ban you because in 'Merica, we go to the 'Mergency Room when we're extremely sick.
Also, in 'Merica, that could happen if we elect some idiot into the Executive Office.

I ban you because you did not call Obama an idiot!
When talking about 'Merica, it is obligatory to rant about Obama!

Besides, only rich people go to the hospital in 'Merica.
(Not if Obama can help it! )

I ban you because the million dollars you gave me for finding the Delicious Cake turned into a Doom Desire because I got slapped for a weird reason.

I ban you for thread-hopping!

I ban you because you killed the avatar above me because it didn't compliment you in the compliment the person above you thread.

I ban you because you have 538 posts and a reputation of 19.

I ban you because you have 195 posts and a reputation of 5.

I ban you because I have three profiles.

I ban you for creating Continue This Story 2 which is based on my original Continue This Story.

(I'll add to it tomorrow)

I ban you for disrupting the previously established canon in CTS 2!

Okay, maybe I disrupted the canon in CTS 1 a tiny bit. But don't follow my example!

I ban you because the entire thing was MY idea. You just copied it and changed a few things.