Legendary Pokémon

I ban you because you have a female avatar.

I ban you for having a Pokemon as your avatar.

I ban myself for not posting as much lately.

I ban myself for being myself.

I ban you for low self-esteem. Don't ban yourself because of who you are.

I ban you because you're back

I ban you because I was never here to begin with. The only record of my online existence is an imaginary string of numbers arbitrarily connected to data.

I ban you because you're funny

I ban myself cause I'm totally psyched out about Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire.

i ban you because i still don't have X/Y..... :/

I ban you cause I wish I could send you some money so you could buy them.

i ban you for being too nice

I ban you for being LuXray!

i ban you for being you (whatever that means XD)

I ban you for having an avatar that never stops licking