Legendary Pokémon

I slap you because I'll probably not have a 3DS until November. I have accepted that.

I slap you because I'm still waiting on the next chapter of GKA!

*sigh* Okay. I will never go on the forums again until GKA Chapter Six is done.

I slap you because GOODBYE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (or at least for the weekend)

I slap you because I want to know if you have a Facebook account. I don't have one. If so, could you PM the link to me. I'm curious to what you look like. It would help with making your character better.

I lied. I'm still posting on the Forums, but GKA is about 1/3 way done.
And no, I do not have a Facebook account.

If you want to know what I look like, here it is:

I slap Bad Luck Brian because he's NOT Alcovich.

Tries to be Grey, his lifelong hero

Gets slapped

I slap you because that is so totally me. Isn't it obvious?

And then I slap you again because I forgot to slap you before.

I slap you because it's not obvious. That is Bad Luck Brian. He's famous.

I slap you because if you want to know what I look like, trace my IP address to a particular location, tie that location to a building, then get a list of the occupants in that building, then look up the local public school, hack their website, search for my school picture, then you will know what I look like.

Then send me your picture, school choice, address, Facebook account, and list of allergies.

I slap you because if you want to see a picture of me, just follow this link.

I slap you because that's no reason to slap me.

"Hey here's a picture of me SLAP"

I slap you because I can have any reason for slapping you.

Did you look at the picture? It's 100% me.

I slap you because: Undoubtedly. I have every reason to believe that it is you.

Although, I kind of always envisioned you as wearing a beanie for some reason.

I slap you because I've never worn a beanie in my life.

I picture you as having BlondishBrown hair. Not quite blonde, not quite brown. Am I right?

No.

I slap you because
1. Spam the forums with Mudkipz.
2. ???
3. Profit!