Legendary Pokémon

I slap you for slapping him 2 time

I slap you because my lips are chapped and they hurt....stupid weather drying them out....

I slap you because I'm gonna catch Latios!

I slap you because I caught Latios awhile back completing my Luxury Ball Challenge.

I slap you because I made some very delicious cupcakes

I slap you because I'm thinking about eating your cupcakes.

I slap you cuz that sounds pervy. Just like Skorp in the chat when he's talking to underage girls in the chatroom.

I slap you because I'm not trying to be pervy....although after reading it again I can see why you think it sounds pervy......I meant cupcakes as in food.....

I slap you because you are a pervert and should not live within 1 mile of an elementary school.

I slap you because I'm not a pervert. :/
I slap you again because I don't live within 1 mile of an elementary school.
I slap you yet again because I can.

i slap you and then give you a cupcake

I slap you because of the NEW FIRE EMBLEM GAME FOR 3DS!!!!!!!

I slap you because YAY! I love Fire Emblem! It was one of the first video games I ever played, and tied with Pokemon for my favorite.

I slap you because fire emblem got boring

I slap you because you are one post away from the Mark of the Beast, at 665.