Legendary Pokémon

I slap you because I'm also a Kasabian fan.

I slap you because people call you Hachi when your name is really Pompeii

I slap you because Pompeii is a song by Bastille

I slap you because i know that I like that song

I slap you because John was a scientist and he was hooked on LSD.

i slap you for being purple

I slap you for being skilled in the forbidden magic: Arc of Time.

i slap you for saying that because it's not true....i'm skilled in be-awesome magic

I slap you because the forbidden magic: Arc of Time is be-awesome magic (it appears later in Fairy Tail)
I slap you again because I watched episode 120 of Fairy Tail last night. It was wonderful

i slap you because my be-awesome magic is better B|

I hug you because you're probably right

i slap you because you were supposed to slap me
but then i hug you back for being so nice

I slap you because I like hugging.

i slap you because i only like hugging certain people

I slap you because I only hug the people I think are super awesome and that I love.