Legendary Pokémon

I slap you because rain is wet.

i slap you because i just woke up. (it's 12:52... at night.)

I slap you because I have a lot of homework.

I slap you because I want light to be a new type. It'll be super effective against Dark and Ghost, so it'll be super effective against Sableye and Spiritomb!

I slap you because I don't think we need a new type. All the types are balanced.

I slap you because I knew you were trouble when you walked in.
(kudos to whomever knows who sings this song)

I slap you because I do NOT know that song.

I slap you because if you don't know it you should look it up on Youtube.

I slap you because Taylor swift is terrible.

I slap you because I love her voice!

I slap you because I want you to buy the new Taylor Swiffer!

I slap you because that is a horrible pun!

I slap you because I know, that's why I said it.

I slap you because I'm ready for the next Pokemon X and Y update.

I slap you because it already came out... Newmew, remember?