Legendary Pokémon

I slap you because.....I don't fell like slapping. Have a hug instead.

i slap u cuz i will

I slap you because you just slaped a guy who just tryed to hug you!

i slap u cuz i farted

I slap you cause fart jokes are funneh.

i slap u cuz...i don't know why.i just slap u

i slap you becuz well i dont know maybe a demon possesed me or maybe im a slap zombie that wil zombify you with a slap

I slap you because you almost described Desukan's ability.

I slap you cuz i am hungry (*eats roasted staraptor*DELICIOUS)

I slap you because I want the roasted Staraptor.

I slap you because I want the roasted Staraptor... and a salad!

I slap you cause I want Dunspare to cook something with pokemon and berries as most of the materials.

I slap you because dunsparce is a top chef

i slap use cuz i'm a top chef!!!

i slap u cuz i made terraplant some miltank ribs drenched in bbq sauce with a sid of tarous beef hamburgers with many pecha berries to sweeten it up.