Legendary Pokémon

i slap you because lasagna is far better.

I slap you because I will eat souvlaki today!

i slap you because i prefer pitogyro

I slap you because lindagini is a far better dish.

i slap you because according to google , that does not exist.

I slap you because I made lindagini up.
The funnest part about Italian food is that to an amateur, you can make up weird names and they wouldn't even know the difference.

I slap you for making stuff up!

I slap you for not making stuff up. It's fun!
Macaroni Pitaroli Ninamoli Itsagoli!

I slap you because pizza

I slap you because pizza already exists. Try again!

i slap you because i know that i just like pizza

iSlap U (apple's new Wii U ripoff.)

i slap you because some weirdos just rang our door bell

I slap you because I want a door bell that plays a song when you press it.

i slap you because that might actually be a good idea. imagine the possibilities...


lol