Legendary Pokémon

I slap you because you do not accept Pollaponk as your lords and saviours!

i slap you because arceus is my lord and savior

I slap you because Satan and Cats are my lords and saviours (there's a Greek fb group called Satanism and Cats,where people upload cat pics )

I slap you because I like the number 13.

I slap you because Tuesday and 13 is considered unlucky in Greece,but 13/5 was PERFECT for me.

I slap you because Tuesday was not the day that the Pet Shop Boys dedicated a song to.

I slap you because....what?

i slap you because what what?

I slap you because of Swablu's Perish Song.

i slap you because the sky's blue

I slap you because my eyes are blue!

i slap you because blue rules B|

I slap you because I know it does

i slap you because i know you know it does

I slap you because I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that it does