Legendary Pokémon

I slap you because i'm simply one hell of a butler

I slap you because...
500 YEARS LATER
...CERN rocks!

i slap you cause i havent finished studing

I slap you because...I want to buy Plants VS Zombies in Steam.

i slap you because i'm finally fine and i'll go to school tomorrow

I slap you because Heavy Loves Sandvich!
(Heavy:one of the 9 classes in TF2
Sandvich:equipment for Heavy)

i slap you because there's this weirdo in my neighbourhood who walks around with his pet wolf (it really is a wolf,no kidding)

I slap you because my favourite wild animals are wolves and foxes.

i slap you because mine are lynxes and wolves and because i had this crazy classmate who was so obsessed with wolves that she would never and i mean NEVER stop talking about them

i slap you because i hate animals.

i slap you angain and again and again and again for saying that!!!!!

I slap you because I want a cat or a dog as a pet.

i slap you bacause i have a dog

i slap you because i'm sorry for not liking something you do.

i slap you because no one can force you to like them.....(unfortunately )