Legendary Pokémon

I slap you because I do know how to use Google. I just didn't care about learning what Doge is enough to take the time and effort to look it up.

I slap you because you didn't say anything about the video.

I slap you because I don't really understand why you thought I would love it.

I slap you because that was sarcasm.I knew you would hate it.

I slap you for posting something you knew I would hate. (Both girls were sexy though)

I slap the person above me for hating me for absolutely NO REASON!

I slap the person above me because I don't hate you. I still like you.

I slap the person above me because I hadn't logged in for 2+ years.

I slap the person above me to say, "Welcome Back!"

I slap myself because I have a Digimon themed avatar and signature on a Pokemon forums

I slap you because I caught a Zoroark completely out of the blue in the Pokemon Village. I didn't even know they were catchable.

I slap you again because Doge is the second-best meme of all time.

I slap you because super supreme fluffy puppies are cute

I slap you because I assume you googled "doge"? That must be why you're talking about cute and fluffy puppies.

I slap you because assuming only makes an ass|u|me (ass out of you and me)

I slap you for murdering the English language!

That was pretty clever, though.