Legendary Pokémon

I slap you because your Charizard just ate my Vanillice.

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I slap you because your Charizard tried to eat my Fennekin.

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I slap you because I'm feeding my Charizard and my Torterra right now. They won't eat anymore brothers or Pokemon Charizard/Torterra = ultimate team!

I slap you because oops... What the Mudkips did the server just do to my posts? First they didn't show up, and I had only meant to post one, so I posted another, and then there they both are? I slap myself in my confusion!

I slap you because the server can be really slow, especially if the post goes on a new page.

I slap you because I herd you lieks Mudkips.

I slap you because I do like Mudkip but I like Treecko more.

I slap you because I like Torchics the best. They evolve into BLAZIKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I slap you because Blaziken is inferior to all other starters.

i slap you because i don't like blazicken...it's just a big ugly flamming chicken

I slap you because Blaziken is quite a decent starter and can be a nightmare in CB. (well , used to. not sure about now.)

I slap you because I ... herd u liek Mudkipz!

I slap you because me and my mum made cookies (get jealous!!!)

I slap you because I want you to bring me some,my dear!

I slap you because I love cookies.