Legendary Pokémon

I slap you because of the chair that is beside me.

i slap you because beside me there's a brown pillow

I slap you because of Japanese theme songs.

i slap you because of the 5th of november

I slap you because Hachi was talking about that earlier and all I know is that it's from that V for Vendetta movie which I had never heard of til today.

i slap you because i never understood that movie

I slap you because of the light at the end of the tunnel

i slap you because of the tones of pizzas at the end of the tunel

I slap you because lol.

i slap you because XD

I slap you because SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped)

i slap you because my friend Alexandra's pervy facebook friends send me weird questions on ask.fm

I slap you because that's messed up

i slap you because someone just went too far....-_- but i replied appropriately

I slap you because you should slap them.
(seriously, pm me what they said)