Legendary Pokémon

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i slap you because i'll leave a note to myself so i won't forget

I slap you because yay.
You're going to love the surprise.

i slap you because i'm sure

I slap you because....SQUIRREL!!!

i slap you because squirrels are cute

I slap you because your avatar is cute. I slap you again because I'm sure you'll say something along the lines of: Of course it's cute

i slap you because.