Legendary Pokémon

I slap you because I keep hitting the 'p' key instead of the 'o' key.

i slap you because christmas

I slap you because taxidermy.

I slap you because CALL TO ARMS BANNERS FLY IN THE WIND FOR THE GLORY OF HELLAS

i slap you because i have a different fave song now

I slap you because maths.

i slap you because my feet have been glued to the floor, thus unabling me to roundhouse kick you like chuck norris does. : /

I slap you because if Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked me, I would become part of the wall.

I slap you because if Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked you, you would become part of the wall that was behind Chuck Norris when he roundhouse kicked you.

I slap you because kourabiedes

I slap you because (1337/0).

i slap you because you're all gonna die exept me >:)

I slap you because <:'(

i slap you because dogs like bacon

I slap you because dogs like beggin strips (dogs don't know it's not bacon)