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i slap you because pikachu is yellow......XD
I slap you because my last final is May 7.
i slap you because there's a fly in the room
I slap you because I'm at work.
I slap you because I just got home
I slap you because I'm still at work. I have 1 hour 50 minutes left before I get to go home.
I slap you because I'm sleepy but can't sleep
I slap you to sing this lullaby to help you sleep:
Lullaby, and good night,
With pink roses bedight,
With lilies o'erspread,
Is my baby's sweet head.
Lay you down now, and rest,
May your slumber be blessed!
Lay you down now, and rest,
May thy slumber be blessed!

Lullaby, and good night,
You're your mother's delight,
Shining angels beside
My darling abide.
Soft and warm is your bed,
Close your eyes and rest your head.
Soft and warm is your bed,
Close your eyes and rest your head.

Sleepyhead, close your eyes.
Mother's right here beside you.
I'll protect you from harm,
You will wake in my arms.
Guardian angels are near,
So sleep on, with no fear.
Guardian angels are near,
So sleep on, with no fear.

Lullaby, and sleep tight.
Hush! My darling is sleeping,
On his sheets white as cream,
With his head full of dreams.
When the sky's bright with dawn,
He will wake in the morning.
When noontide warms the world,
He will frolic in the sun.
I slap you because that was terrifying
I slap you to ask you why you think it's terrifying.
Dunno. there's just something really eery about it.

i slap you because i'm not sure what/why.
I slap you because I think it's peaceful and comforting.
I slap you because it creeped me out as well
I slap you because I'm tired and it's only 11:42 AM.
I slap you because wha?
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