Legendary Pokémon

I slap myself because X and Y are going to be awesome!

I slap you because my Zombies Fanfiction is awesome.

Do you like the new style of writing I'm trying out in my Zomb-Fiction?

I slap you because it's okay.

I slap you because zombies are deadly.

I slap you because Zombies are living dead and can be blown up!

i SLAP YOU WITH THE POWER OF cAPS lOCK!

I slap you because there were these people who made a mathematical model of a zombie apocalypse. Under almost all scenarios except the best cases, society as we know it would collapse.

I slap you because that's common sense to me.

I slap Hachi for being insensitive on the chat.

I slap GD for...for...for not having a Steam account.

I slap hachi because I need to post within a certain number of days to keep my account : )

I slap James so he can post within a number of days.

I slap Hachi because it makes me feel better.

I slap you because derp.